De’Anthony Melton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

OFFICIAL POINT GUARDS PLAYING LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES PER GAME POWER RANKINGS [POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL WIN-SHARES]: 1. Terence Davis (1.9 WS) 2. T.J. McConnell (1.7 WS) 3. Monte Morris (1.6 WS) 4. Brad Wanamaker (1.6 WS) 5. Jalen Bruson (1.5 WS) 6. Alex Caruso (1.1 WS) 7. Tyus Jones (1.0 WS) 8. De’Anthony Melton (1.0…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 14 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

A mere four days ago I wrote these words in the description of a Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk highlight video: “Is it wrong of me to feel like these middling scoring performances from Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk are no longer exciting me?” That sentiment still holds true today, except I have moved from simple boredom with Mykhailiuk’s underwhelming scoring…

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Sekou Doumbouya 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Sekou Doumbouya is a fun name to say and to spell 2. Pistons fans have attached all of their hopes, literally all of their hopes, to this guy for some reason 3. Doumbouya had two dunks 4. As the Pistons broadcast helpfully reminded us, Doumbouya is…

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Robert Covington 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

If you listen to the commentary of this video (and I don’t blame you if you leave it muted by default, since it is often insufferable), you’ll notice the Timberwolves commentary crew waxing romantic about Robert Covington, and how it’s great that he was somewhat of a focal point for the offense in this game….

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Wendell Carter 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

It feels like the universe as a whole has forgotten about the fact that Wendell Carter Jr. is one of the most promising young scoring bigs in the league right now. And when I say “universe”, I really do mean the entire universe. Not only have humans from planet Earth lost track of WCJ and…

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Richaun Holmes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Faintly, at the end of this video as Richaun Holmes was shooting free throws, I could hear “MVP” chants. It would be easy to dismiss the chants as ironic encouragement from a rowdy section of the stands for a player who had just missed their first free throw and was hoping to hit the second,…

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Jae Crowder 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Everybody talks about Andre Iguodala getting traded from the Grizzlies soon. I won’t go into a huge amount of depth here about my feelings on the matter, but it boils down to, why does a fringe All-Star type dude who was carried to rings by better players and is the worst FMVP of all time…

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Myles Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

The Pacers must have decided that the combo of Myles Turner and Domantas Sabonis can work out, because they’re now paying both of them a ton of money for the next few years. A straight 18 million per year for Turner for four years, and very slightly more for Sabonis with the same amount of…

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Ja Morant 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Just give Ja Morant the ROTY of the Year award. Just give it to him, it’s not even close right now. But give it to him quick, because any day now Zion Williamson is going to come back and even though he’s at most going to play 50 percent of the season, people are going…

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Maxi Kleber 18 Points/3 Blocks/1 Fight Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

I feel somewhat guilty for advertising the skirmish Maxi “Maxi Pad” Kleber got into as a “fight”, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that young males (the NBA’s, and thus my, average viewer demographic) LOVE watching fights. NBA videos purporting to contain footage of NBA players fighting routinely draw the…

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