Larry Nance Jr. 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Despite this video acting as conclusive proof that Larry Nance Jr. is a better passer than Collin Sexton will ever be (ever), I predict that its view count will be rather low. And if people knew how lame the assists in it were, the views would be lower still. I was worried that all of…

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Gorgui Dieng 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

“Dear Diary, When I found out that I was being traded away from Minnesota, a land abandoned by god and beset by the cursed white sand which the ever-tormented locals refer to as “snow”, I fell to my knees and wept. While I have always been fond of my teammates and the fans in Minnesota,…

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Terrence Ross 23 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Nobody ever watches the Terrence Ross highlight videos I make. I know that view counts aren’t the main goal of my channel, but they are a kind of secondary goal, and Terrence Ross highlight videos don’t reach that goal at all. You would think that more than 900 people would want to watch a video…

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Anthony Tolliver 12 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Does it seem like to anybody else that Anthony Tolliver doesn’t age? He’s looked almost exactly the same since he came into the league with the Spurs over a decade ago. His appearance doesn’t change at all except for the random appearance and subsequent disappearance of his facial hair at random intervals. When he did…

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Tyus Jones 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Does the Grizzlies’ point guard rotation of Ja Morant, Tyus Jones, and De’Anthony Melton constitute the best point guard rotation in the NBA? I’ve given it a token amount of thought and I believe that the three-headed hydra of Morant/Jones/Melton does in fact constitute the best point guard rotation in the NBA, but I’m in…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Jae Crowder wasn’t exactly a throw-in on the trade that send him, Solomon Hill, and Andre Iguodala to the Heat, but he wasn’t the main piece either. The main piece was definitely Iguodala. Heat fans were definitely happy to acquire Crowder, who fits neatly into the supposed Heat “culture” that their fans can’t stop crowing…

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Brook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

I’ve said before that I think I enjoyed the Bucks more when they really sucked, when all their players sucked, and when every win was an occasion to be wildly celebrated instead of accepted as the norm. I don’t know what I was thinking when I said that, because losing SUCKS. And what sucks even…

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Josh Jackson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

This performance by Josh Jackson may be a little light on the buckets side of things, but it’s heavy on the everything else side of things. He got what I term a “scrub-by-five”, which is where a role-player (not even necessarily a scrub) gets at least 2 of all major boxscore stats. It’s like a…

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Denzel Valentine 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

It’s easy to see why Denzel Valentine doesn’t really play all that much. Coby White came in and immediately took for himself whatever Valentine’s role would have been on the Bulls going into the season. Then there’s Zach LaVine who’s going to eat up a ton of minutes as well. Otto Porter, now that he’s…

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Coby White 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Do you think Zach LaVine is losing his mind right now watching Coby White establish himself as a legitimate scoring guard in this league? Remember, LaVine seems to have a fragile ego and has prioritized becoming an All-Star above everything else. Any player who threatens to take shots away from him is a potential enemy,…

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