I’m SO done with Seth Curry. It’s been great seeing him undertake the long process to turn from absolute end-of-bench 10-day scrub to legit contributor on a playoff team, but I’m tired of him now. I need another Curry bro. I DEMAND another Curry bro.
I’ll even take Dell Curry back in the NBA, he’s right there on the sidelines doing commentary, why not just give him a jersey and see if he can still make some shots? I bet he still can.
I’m doing research right now (which is a rarity, normally I just pull stuff out of my butt and present it as fact), and pretty much every reputable source says that there are no more Curry bros. There’s a Curry sis, which will do in a pinch, but I don’t want the first female to play in the NBA to be a case of pure nepotism and nothing else.
It’s not too late, though. Dell Curry is most definitely still fertile (and virile) as HECK, so he can make some more Curry bros, no problem. It will just take a little while for them to become NBA-ready, and I don’t think I’m going to still be making highlights 20 years from now. Who knows, though. While there’s an NBA, there will be scrubs, and some of them will deserve highlight vids.