Serge Ibaka 27 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)

Since I wore myself out writing some other descriptions tonight, I present to you my latest low-effort drivel disguised as semi-serious journalism:

OFFICIAL FAMILY-FRIENDLY EUPHEMISMS FOR SERGE IBAKA’S “THINGY” POWER RANKINGS:

1. “Thingy”
2. “Pants Python”
3. “Sweatpants Snake”
4. “The Congolese Crusher”
5. “(Not-So-)Little Serge”
6. “The Pipe”
7. “Meat”

[POWER GAP]

9001. “Cockle-Doodle-Doo”

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