Pero Antic Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2014)

Pero Antic walked up to the Hawk’s practice facility on the first day of training camp, eager to make a good impression. He opened the door, and walked towards the gym, encountering Jeff Teague. He smiled warmly and extended his hand. “Hi, I’m Pero Antic, your new teammate.” Jeff smiled and shook the offered hand….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2014)

Giannis Antetokounmpo shows something different every game. Sometimes it’s his passing, or his athletic ability, his rebounding, or, in this game, his outside shooting. Imagine how good he’d be if he could put those things together in a single game! He might then be close to the hype that is being heaped on him. Every…

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Nando De Colo 13 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2014)

Nando De Colo is the next Manu Ginobili. I only say this because he plays for the Spurs, and the Spurs turn every weird-looking foreigner into a good player. We actually don’t have a good idea of how good Nando is, since he never gets to play, but it’s safe to say that he will…

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Patrick Patterson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2014)

“Hey Internet, This is my first blog post ever. I don’t really know what I’m going to write, but I promise it will be interesting. Toronto weather is pretty crummy this time of year so there’s not much else to do other than compose lengthy dissertations on topics that interest me. LOL I promise it…

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Anthony Randolph 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2014)

Anthony Randolph is in the doghouse. Again. For all this guy’s potential, he simply can’t find a team that will play him regular minutes. Every time he gets traded, that team’s fanbase thinks that they will be the ones to unlock his gifts and turn him into a good player. And every time they are…

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Ryan Kelly 17 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2014)

Ryan Kelly: clutchest mofo on the planet? No. Don’t be silly. Until he hits a game-winner he cannot be considered clutch, much less the “clutchest mofo on the planet”. Free throws are nice, but really, anybody should be able to hit those. But why are we talking about what he isn’t? We should be talking…

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Brandon Knight 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2014)

Apparently Brandon Knight hadn’t ever had to run a pick-and-roll until he got to the NBA? That would explain why he’s so damn bad at it. For a team whose sole offensive strategy is “set tons of screens”, it would be useful to have a point guard who could hit bigs rolling to the basket….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 10 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2014)

Giannis “Greece Fire” Antetokounmpo is rapidly ascending to MHP (most hyped player) status. I love his potential as much as the next guy, but I don’t want to be disappointed. There’s nothing worse than a player you love not panning out. So, for now, I’ll be cautious in my appraisal of him. Just kidding! Did…

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John Henson 20 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/18/2014)

Congratulations John Henson! You win the “Best Player on the Worst Team” award! Every awful team needs to have a player who isn’t total garbage, and you are that player! You follow in the hallowed footsteps of such luminaries as Kevin Love, Brook Lopez, and Derrick Brown! Yes, times are sad for the Milwaukee Bucks….

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D.J. Augustin 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2014)

D.J. Augustin might be a pretty good basketball player. Elite free throw shooter, good distributor, and can be counted on to hit threes when necessary. But he’s not the best DJ around. That would be me. My beats are off the charts. When I’m spinning my records and mixing on the fly, I have to…

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