LaMarcus Aldridge All 173 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

LaMarcus Aldridge suddenly threw down his XBox controller, causing the player he was controlling in FIFA 20 to dive to the ground. “I just decided that I want a girlfriend.” “Now’s not the time,” Patty Mills said as he easily scored a goal. “We can talk about it after I’m done destroying you.” Grabbing the…

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Tyler Herro All 99 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Three-ilation)

Tyler Herro rang the doorbell three times in quick succession and impatiently waited. He knew the occupant was at home because he could hear music playing from inside. He was about to spam the doorbell button some more when the door finally opened, revealing a confused-looking Kelly Olynyk standing there in a bathrobe. “Oh, hey…

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Ben Simmons All 98 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Sitting in the empty bleachers with a basketball sitting inertly between his feet, Ben Simmons idly browsed his phone. He knew he was supposed to be grateful that the 76ers had lined up an empty gym, completely free of COVID-19, for him to practice in, but he just couldn’t work up the motivation to actually…

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Khris Middleton All 164 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part II)

This is continuation of my OFFICIAL REASONS TO LOVE KHRIS MIDDLETON POWER RANKINGS. We resume the list at reason #8. 8. 50/40/90 CLUB Okay, so Middleton wasn’t quite in the 50/40/90 club (50% FG, 40% 3P, 90% FT), but he was literally as close to being in the club as it’s possible to get without…

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Khris Middleton All 164 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part I)

Speaking not just as a Bucks fan but as a fan of the art of scoring, I love Khris Middleton. Is he my favorite player currently in the NBA? I have a lot of favorites so I can’t really say, but he’s definitely near the top of the list. There are just so many reasons…

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John Konchar All 23 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

According to my extremely uninformed opinion, the Grizzlies’ John Konchar (a player you may not have heard of) is the NBA’s smallest power forward. Basketball-reference can list him at whatever position they want, but the fact remains that Konchar grabs a lot of rebounds for a 6’5″ dude, and most of his scoring comes in…

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Rudy Gobert All 203 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The tall Frenchman extended the full length of his body across the sofa. Gentle sunlight warmed him just as the glass of expensive Condrieu cooled him. Each blessed second of pastoral serenity, he tried to relish, for he knew that those seconds would eventually run out. The All-Star break would soon be ending, and he…

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Alen Smailagic All 20 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL NEW DTB POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT: To display his commitment to the cause of scrubs league-wide, DownToBuck will henceforth be uploading more bucketilations of extremely low-impact players in the NBA. This policy was trialed with the uploadment of the Thanasis Antetokounmpo bucketilation, and now officially goes into effect with the uploadment of this Alen Smailagic bucketilation….

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Kristaps Porzingis All 85 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

The field of highlights theory is only just emerging as an area worthy of scholarly pursuit, but its basic tenets are already well-established. In highlights theory: a highlight video serves two purposes: 1. To entertain the viewer 2. To bring attention to the unique or exemplary skills of the player in question The ideal highlight…

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Devonte’ Graham All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“Put me down!” Devonte’ yelled, ruing (not for the first time) the undeniable disadvantage that his short stature posed. He started kicking his legs to free himself, but when a dangerous-looking automatic firearm was brandished in front of his face by one of the men, he stopped struggling and allowed himself to get dragged towards…

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