Spencer Dinwiddie 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2018)

What sort of message was John Wall trying to send to Spencer Dinwiddie with his dangerous foul with under a minute to play? I cut the video off before the Nets commentator (Richard Jefferson!) offered his take, because I have some ideas of my own. Which is one right? We may never know, but we…

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Jaren Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)

It’s like the Grizzlies never tanked at all. They were so bad at the end of last year. So unbelievably bad. They lost by 60 to the Hornets and then laughed about it. It all seems like a fever dream to me now, because the current Grizzlies bear no resemblance to that G-League assemblage of…

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Bryn Forbes 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2018)

Allegedly Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes is playing point guard at least some of the time for the Spurs. That’s what the TNT dude said anyway. I didn’t watch enough of this game to say if Forbes actually did anything that was point guard-esque, but I am reluctant to believe he did. By the way,…

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James Ennis 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)

I am removing Clint Capela from the Rockets’ big three. He’s still pretty good, I wouldn’t really know since I put him on the exclusion list so I don’t see as much of him as I used to. And you can guess who I’m putting in his place, on the back of two straight good…

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Malik Beasley 15 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)

Malik Beasley has won this year’s “Beasley Derby” which is a race to see which Beasley, Malik or Michael, can get a highlight video on my channel first. He lost the first two years of his career, and it wasn’t even close, but this time the blowout went the other way. Does anyone know what’s…

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Juan Hernangomez 25 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)

It’s official: that “Want’cho (homonym of ‘Juancho’) three? Got’cho three!” thing that Nuggets commentator Chris Marlowe says is totally played out. It’s over. Done. No need to say it anymore. It was cool for maybe the first 1.5 times it was said, but it’s gotten to the point now where I just want to punch…

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Marc Gasol 29 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

The giant, bearded man walked triumphantly through the grand stone arch that was the gate to the realm. “I am here as dictated by the prophecy,” he proclaimed. The keeper of the gate was a small, withered-looking old man. “Welcome,” he said softly in a voice made ragged by age. The bearded man looked around….

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Al-Farouq Aminu 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

This video was ruined (RUINED I SAY) by the fact that the commentators never really wanted to talk about Al-Farouq Aminu. And by the fact that seven of his points were scored in what I would consider to be “The Time of Garbage”. But back to the commentary. These ESPN talking heads were too busy…

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Pascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Simply due to the extreme volume of highlight videos I’m having to make for the dude, Pascal Siakam is quickly approaching a coveted status among scrubs featured on my channel: THE OFFICIAL “HAS TO SCORE TWENTY POINTS” THRESHOLD. In case the wording isn’t clear, scrubs who reach this threshold have to score twenty points to…

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Isaiah Canaan 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Isaiah “The Canaanite”/”The Canaanball” Canaan seems to think that very highly of his ability to shoot threes, because he was just pulling up from behind the long line like it was nothing. Have we checked Canaan’s person to see if he is in possession of a certain golden amulet forged in the fires underneath Oracle…

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