Jermaine O’Neal 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2013)

The first time I ever heard of Jermaine O’Neal was in the Guinness world records book. I know it seems weird, because Jermaine isn’t really the record setting type. But at the time he was the youngest player to have ever played in the NBA. If you looked now his name wouldn’t be there. Some…

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Victor Oladipo 18 Points/5 Assists/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/26/2013)

For a person who engages in a competitive endeavor, Victor Oladipo sure has a great name. “Victor”. It gives him that extra little “oomph” before a game even starts. The subconscious effect on the opposition cannot be understated. They look at the opposing roster, see the name “Victor Oladipo”, and a little part of their…

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Carlos Boozer 26 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

Want to get away? Work-related stresses taking their toll? That fat chick from HR won’t stop hitting on you? Take a relaxing trip on our first-class superliner, “The Booze Cruise”. Spend 5 days and 4 nights in luxuriant splendor on the open seas of Lake Michigan. The ship has many amenities to help you take…

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Marvin Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

Marvin Williams was drafted second overall back in 2005. Is the second overall pick the worst possible pick you can have? Because a lot of the players who have been picked at that spot since 2000 have been pretty bad: 2013: Victor Oladipo. Actually looks to be the best player taken in the top ten…

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Nate Robinson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

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Kemba Walker 28 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

You may have heard that the Bobcats are going to change their name back to the Hornets. Neither name is very good, couldn’t they come up with something unique to the Charlotte area? Anyway, that’s not the real problem. The real problem is that they are also going back to the old colors as well,…

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Tayshaun Prince 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

Surveying his infernal realm, Khraakklor G’orlath smiled a demonic smile. His enemies languished in flaming torment, and would continue to suffer until time itself came to its spectacular end. The only light was the flickering of flame, delicious flame. Khraakklor’s phone rang. He reminded himself that he should really just leave it on the overworld,…

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Ray Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

Ray Allen, before this game, had made 2874 three pointers in his illustrious career. That’s a lot of hot tamales! But consider this: despite his status as greatest long-bomber of all time, he had clanged on 4288 of his attempts. That’s ridiculous! I don’t get why he’s considered the best if he can’t even make…

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Manu Ginobili 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2013)

Every year I think to myself “This is the year the Spurs will finally stop being good. Their core is a year older and there’s no way they can keep it going.”, and every year I’m made to look like a fool. They were supposed to come back from choking away the championship looking like…

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Nikola Vucevic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)

Nikola Vucevic scored 20 points last night against the Suns. That seems pretty good until you realize that Wilt Chamberlain once scored 100 in a single game. Thats 5 times as many points. What was Vucci Mane even doing out there? He’s not that much smaller than Wilt, and he can’t be that much less…

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