Al Horford 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)

I’m getting really fed up with how much you guys don’t appreciate Al Horford. What’s wrong with him? Does he not dunk it enough? This guy was an All-Star at one point, yet he always gets left off of “top 5 centers in the NBA” lists. Yeah, I went there. I’m not even being sarcastic…

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Josh McRoberts 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Josh “McRawbits” McRoberts isn’t doing all that well since he left Charlotte. Meanwhile, Charlotte isn’t doing that well since McRoberts left them. Was not re-signing McBobs this year’s biggest offseason blunder? Not quite. Let’s take a look at some bigger ones: -Pistons didn’t trade Greg Monroe, now SVG plays Josh Smith at PF and brings…

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Courtney Lee 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Five games into the Grizzlies season, I made Courtney Lee highlights. In the description, I predicted that the Grizzlies would win all 82 games and set an unbeatable regular season record. This seemed like a fair prediction to make, since they were 5-0 at the time. Lee has kept up his level of play, but…

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Alonzo Gee 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Alonzo “Geesus” Gee, as recently as two years ago, started all 82 games for the Cavaliers. The mere thought of it wrecks my head. The Geesus is good for energy and dunks off the bench, but the Cavs that year must have been suffering for SF’s if they played him thirty minutes per game. But…

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Wilson Chandler 29 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

I have a hypothesis about Wilson Chandler: he has no fans at all. There is not a single person who craves Wilson Chandler highlights above all others, who is a fan of the Nuggets solely because of his presence, or who owns his journey un-ironically. Wilson Chandler himself does not count. Neither does his mama,…

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Marcus Thornton 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Marcus Thornton walked into his coach’s office, and sat down for his one-on-one with Brad Stevens. “I know this is a little more formal than our usual interactions, but there are some things I really want to talk to you about, away from the curious ears of your teammates.” He began, looking stern. “Is this…

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Jon Leuer 20 Points/1 Normal Dunk/1 Cradle Dunk Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

“Oh, she’s just adorable!” Jon enthused, holding out his arms to accept his four-month old niece, Matilda. “Be careful with her,” warned Jon’s brother. “Sometimes she pukes at weird times.” “Don’t worry. We’re best of friends, aren’t we, Matilda?” he asked the smiling baby, who giggled in response. “Yep. Bestest best friends forever, you and…

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Sergey Karasev 11 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Accompanied only by the heavy clunks of his booted footfalls, Sergey Karasev walked through the nighttime streets of Brooklyn. It was nice; the claustrophobic townhouses reminded him of his childhood in St. Petersburg. He looked up. Even the moon looked the same, scattered as it was by the mature shade trees lining the empty street….

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Josh Smith 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

We are almost a quarter of the way through the season, and Josh Smith is still shooting a mere 38% from the field. I won’t rip into Joshy here too much, since I know a lot of his fans will end up reading my words, but Christ, he needs to pick his shots better. Now…

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