Bradley Beal 22 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2013)

Sources have provided me with an exclusive list of Bradley Beal’s new year’s resolutions. I present it to you now in its entirety with no modifications or commentary: -Shoot over 38% from the field -Get a girlfriend by the end of the year – no excuses!!! -Force a trade somewhere, anywhere, please god, get me…

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Carmelo Anthony 45 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2013)

Carmelo Anthony’s New Year’s Resolution: Average 40 points a game the rest of the season. He’s definitely off to a good start, once again proving that he’s one of the league’s premiere scorers. This 45 against the Blazers ties the league-high in single game points again, as he had that many against the Nets early…

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MarShon Brooks 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

MarShon Brooks (henceforth referred to as ‘Mar$wag’) was put in Avery Johnson’s doghouse early on in the season. To add insult to injury he was presented a Poodle costume and asked to wear it while in said doghouse. Imagine the toll on Mar$wag’s fragile psyche! Not as big as the toll caused by having a…

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Carlos Delfino 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

Going into this season I thought the Rockets were going to suck. Then they traded for James Harden, and I knew they were going to suck. Who better to drive the tank than Harden and Lin? But I was mistaken. They have ended up not playing any of their myriad rookies any meaningful minutes, instead…

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John Jenkins Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

John Jenkins? Um. Well judging by the title of this video someone named John Jenkins scored 15 points. Those 15 points being a career high. For John Jenkins. In points. I’d say that’s pretty good! Keep up the good work John Jenkins.

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D.J. Augustin 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

One could make the case that Darryl Gerard Augustin is the worst player currently getting real minutes in the NBA. He is presently shooting 27% from the field and 22% from three-world. A few years ago he was an okay point guard with a semi-reliable three-ball, but playing for a non-Bobcats team has exposed his…

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Ersan Ilyasova 24 Points Full Highlights (12/30/12)

Ersan “Turkish Delight” Ilyasova has awakened himself from the doldrums that plagued him earlier in the season, and is returning to last year’s form. This is a good thing, because the Bucks need to showcase him for when they trade him to the Mavericks in a package for Dirk. In the interim, they need someone…

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John Salmons 23 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2012)

John Salmons once averaged almost 20 points per game over the course of half a season with the Milwaukee Bucks. When the Bucks decided they wanted to lock him up for a few years with a big contract, he immediately regressed to career norms. After games he would cash his paycheck in twenties and take…

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Andrew Nicholson Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2012)

Don’t fret Magic fans! You may have lost Dwight Howard, but your team is still better defensively than the Lakers! And you have future all-star forward Andrew Nicholson! He’s, uh, pretty good, you know. He can score points while having comically low assist numbers! So once Al Harrington comes back and Turkoglu regains his forum,…

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Brook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2012)

“Poetry in motion. A subtle interplay of forces, complimenting and refracting each other. The blur of a hummingbird’s wings, a clap of fiercest thunder, and all in between” – John Hollinger, on Brook Lopez’s playing style. It’s a beautiful thing to behold, isn’t it? Freed from the oppressive manacles of Avery Johnson’s iso-mode chuckfest of…

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