OJ Mayo 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2012)

Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo has a stupid name. What the heck were his parents thinking? “Ovinton, yeah, that sounds cool but what if we gave him another name?” “Yeah, maybe something like Anthony.” “I like it. But it needs more swag. Maybe put a J in front of it. J’Anthony” “That sounds great babe, yo, who…

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Gordon Hayward 21 Points/Sick Chasedown Block Full Highlights (12/1/12)

Gordon “Smooth Jazz” Hayward breaks out his bass and slaps out a funky groove to the tune of 21 points versus the decidedly square Rockets defense. With his bro Foye manning the saxophone, Burks on trumpet, and Kanter pounding the skins the Utah Jazzmen will certainly be a combo to watch.

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Larry Sanders Triple Double 10 Points/12 Rebounds/10 Blocks Full Highlights (11/30/12)

Larry “The Sandman” Sanders is known around the league primarily as a spastic shot-blocker who fouls a lot. It’s true: 7 fouls per 36, but also 4 blocks. Here he turns Pekovic and Love from ferocious wolves of the arctic forest into timid blanket-swathed puppies who quake in fear at Sanders’ flailing arms of fury….

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Gerald Wallace 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2012)

Like some other guy with the last name Wallace who plays for a New York team, Gerald Wallace enjoys shooting threes but is not particularly adept at making them. He entered the game shooting a vomit-inducing 24% from the long line, but saw fit to chuck six threes regardless. And he made five of them!…

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Bismack Biyombo Career High 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/30/12)

Bismack Biyombo is not a man known for his scoring prowess (hehe). So when I saw that he had scored 14 points, not over the course of several games, but in a single game, I was stunned. Stunned, I say. The Sixers defense should be ashamed of themselves.

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Enes Kanter Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/30/12)

Enes “The Menace” Kanter decides to live up to his potential for at least one game and scores 18 points in a mere 15 minutes. Pretty good, eh? But get this: he grabbed 7 offensive rebounds with out a single defensive one. Surely this must be some sort of record, right? Well, it’s not. Popeye…

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Charlie Villanueva 19 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2012)

Before the season started I created a list (available upon request) of players (including nicknames) ranked by how likely it was that I make highlights of them. Every NBA player. And there right at the very bottom: 414. Charlie “Cancer Patient” Villanueva So here you are, gazing in bewilderment at the video title, wondering what…

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Ben Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (7 Threes) (11/28/2012)

What’s up with Ben Gordon? He was such a stud with the Bulls, but for some reason he did nothing but collect butt splinters on the bench in Detroit. Everywhere he goes he shows that he can put up some nice stats, and still he can’t get good minutes on the frickin’ Bobcats. He must…

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Patrick Patterson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2012)

Patrick Patterson. I’m pretty sure he’s a basketball player, and I think he plays for the Houston Rockets. No, wait, that’s Marcus Morris. These alliterative names sure do confuse me. Huh? You say Patterson -is- on the Rockets? Okay. So here we see this guy named Patrick don a Rockets jersey and score 22 points,…

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Terrence Ross Career High 19 Points/4 Huge Jams Full Highlights (11/27/2012)

Remember Vince Carter? Of course you do. He’s only the greatest dunker of all time. His tenure with the Raptors featured some of the greatest jams the world has ever seen. But after his acrimonious departure, a void was left in the hearts of Canadians everywhere. A void previously occupied by amazing slamma-jammas. But weep…

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