Jose Calderon 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

Imagine the emotions running through Jose Calderon’s head as he starts in Toronto wearing another team’s colors. Confusion. Sadness. Bitterness. Lust. All these and more clouding his brain, making it hard to focus on the game. He manages to make it through the first half, but in his haze of feeling, accidentally starts heading to…

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JJ Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

JJ Redick was the man in college. Breaking all kinds of records, scoring tons of points, getting all the girls. I bet he wished it would never end, because once he came to the NBA he barely got to play. But now he’s miraculously converted himself into a good role-player. Everyone wants a three point…

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Marreese Speights 23 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

Marreese “Speighetti” Speights is the second coming of Dirk. All you have to do is watch this video to witness him swish jumper after jumper. He is a scoring machine, yet he can’t even get 20 MPG with the Cavaliers, and he’s backing up Tyler Zeller. What’s up with that? It must be his defense….

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Avery Bradley 19 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

According to Celtics fans, Avery Bradley is one of the best perimeter defenders in the league. He might be. I don’t watch enough Celtics games to really know. I do remember that when he was out and the Celtics weren’t doing do good, that every loss was written off as “Well we don’t have Avery…

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Victor Claver Career High 12 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

How good is Victor Claver? Let’s put it this way: he barely get any minutes coming off the bench for a team who is commonly regarded as having the worst bench in the league. Yeah. Not too good. You might ask, “What good is a floor-spacing big who can’t shoot from long range, doesn’t rebound,…

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Omer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

April Fools! I got you good didn’t I? Asik actually only had 4 points on 2 of 10 shooting, with 6 fouls in 20 minutes. I can’t believe how gullible you are! April Fools again! He actually did score 22, and he grabbed 18 rebounds to boot. He even hit a couple of long jumpers,…

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Rodney Stuckey 25 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2013)

Rodney Stuckey is not an April Fool’s Day fan. A chronological list of all the biggest fools perpetrated upon him: Age 5: Cereal bowl glued to table Age 6: Told by his parents that he is adopted Age 8: His crush Cindy asks to talk with him behind the school’s tool shed, then hands him…

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Bradley Beal 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/31/2013)

“Hey Brad!” “Yeah?” “Great game, tonight. You shot the hell out of the ball!” “Hey, thanks a bunch, Cartier.” “You got the attention of the people in the stands tonight, that’s for sure. You even, uh, got the attention of someone special tonight, did you notice?” “Oh, you mean Denise? No I didn’t notice. I’m…

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Brook Lopez 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Brook Lopez is the best center in the league right now. Ignore the fact that he doesn’t play defense or rebound. It’s not called defenseball or reboundball. It’s called basketball because the point of the game is to put the ball in the basket. Scoring is the most important and only facet of the game…

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