Jan Vesely 12 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2014)

I’ve been watching too many Wizards games for my own good. Why do I subject myself to it? Because anything seems good compared to watching the Bucks. Anyway, I’ve noticed that the Wizards are making a concerted effort to play Jan Vesely. He’s always looked good in Summer League, even hitting jumpers, and apparently he…

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Pero Antic Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2014)

With Al Horford sidelined temporarily with a torn boob, the Hawks really needed someone to step up and take up the space on the court where he used to reside. But instead of getting a guy like Horford they got a guy named Pero Antic. He likes to shoot threes. And he’s Macedonian. But don’t…

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Bradley Beal 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

Bradley Beal heard a knock at his door. He looked up from the letter he was penning in surprise. “Who could my visitor be? I am not anticipating the company of any of my friends. Perhaps it is that beggar Vesely, beseeching me for scraps from my table. What a detestable fellow that man is.”…

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David Lee 22 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

It seems like the Warriors should be better than they actually are. They have good players at every starter spot. So why are they only recently not a .500-ish team? David Lee doesn’t play any defense, but that’s not really the problem. He’s got Bogut backing him up so he can do whatever he wants…

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Randy Foye 23 Points/5 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

Here’s a rule that I came up with: if a player shoots below 40% over the course of a full season in the modern NBA, even if it’s just once in a career, they can no longer be considered a “good” player. No matter what their accomplishments are in other areas of the game, they…

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Kendall Marshall 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

“Kendall Marshall can’t shoot” is all I keep hearing from internet commentators. At what point do we just accept that maybe he can shoot a little bit despite his lack of lift and wonked out form? He’s now shooting 56 percent from the field, and while that number will go down, he has shown at…

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CJ Miles 34 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

What’s up with NBA players and not setting the record for most threes made in a game? I mean, every single performance by every single player this year has failed in this respect. And then, when someone finally does get close, they don’t even gun selfishly for the record! CJ Miles should have had no…

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DeAndre Jordan 14 Points/5 Dunks/8 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

The spaceship coasted silently in a particularly empty region of the Virgo cluster, fresh off an excursion to Thaul-Ratos. “Those Ratosians sure don’t appreciate our efforts”, Porgon 18-F remarked as she tended the ionization wounds to her 4th and 5th ancillary appendages. Pilot Kronbub 32-C expressed his unconcern with a dismissal flap of his cranial…

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Maurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

While the rest of his teammates whooped it up on the dance floor, Moe sat at a table by himself, scowling into his bottle of beer. Noticing his teammates sour mood, Tobias Harris approached him and sat down. “Hey Moe, why so down? There’s enough girls here to lighten the heaviest of hearts.” “I’ve been…

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Thaddeus Young 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

Eastern Conference Player of the Week. Thaddeus Young is merely the latest in a long line of great players who have won this prestigious award. Let’s just take a look at what other superstars Thaddeus Young is now in company with. Paul George. LeBron James. Carmelo Anthony. Hmmm. Some pretty good players. Wait a minute……

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