Terry Rozier 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

Ah yes, the fabled “career-high in career-highs”. An achievement only, uh, achieved, by the greatest players, or players playing in their first career game. Terry Rozier is one of those great players, having debuted in the NBA long before this. Full disclosure: this actually ties both his career-highs in assists and points, not setting either…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

How wild would it have been if that final shot by Emmanuel Mudiay had dropped? I don’t think the world could handle an and-one three-quarter-court shot to tie the game with 6 seconds left. Would Raptors fans hate Norman Powell as much as they hated John Salmons? That may not be possible, but it would…

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Jrue Holiday 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

I’m not much for conspiracy theories. A bunch of un-factchecked nonsense supported by believers who mindlessly gulp down any swill that is forced down their throats. A product of a strange new era of media consumption. But some things are just too coincidental. Jrue Holiday comes back after a host of injury and family issues,…

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Cody Zeller Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

Wow, I was about to rag on the Hornets for picking Cody Zeller (whose career high is only 23 points apparently) 4th overall, but I somehow had forgotten how absolutely garbage that draft was. My bad. Not every team drafted a Giannis that year. Whoops. Sorry about that. Zeller hasn’t been an amazing stat-stuffing type…

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Nicolas Batum 24 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

How is Nicolas Batum only 27 years old? I feel like he’s been in the league for forever. Is he pulling an Ersan/Yi/Serge/Thon where he’s older than he claims, but instead of doing the age-changing before he got into the league he just subtracted three from his years when he got traded to the Hornets?…

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Alan Williams Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

DownToBuck’s ghetto fast-food lifehack of the day: go to McDonalds and order a McDouble (or two, one really isn’t enough) with no ketchup, then ask for Big Mac sauce on the side. Bam! Ghetto Big Mac on the cheap. It tastes about the same, you don’t pay the huge markup for the middle bun, and…

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Dion Waiters 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2016)

At around the 0:25 mark of this video you can hear some weird audial artifact. At first you would think that was just an encoding error or some other technical glitch, but when you run an analysis on the odd scratching/warping noise, it quickly becomes clear that the glitch is not human in origin. It…

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Josh Richardson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2016)

I’m not even going to talk about how the Bucks gave up a 25-2 run at the end of their game against the Heat. That topic will officially not be brought up in any capacity whatsoever once this sentence ends. There. We’re not talking about it anymore. Okay? Instead, I will talk about how good…

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Otto Porter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2016)

Today’s vocabulary word: “Hakim Warrick”. Verb – to dunk a basketball with such force that the dunker’s entire body convulses from the impact. Named after famous dunker Hakim Warrick. Reference – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt9BqNhp6JA . Usage – “Otto Porter Hakim Warricked that shizz.” See also: teabag.

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Brandon Jennings 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2016)

Remember, back when Brandon Jennings was on the Bucks, that he would torch the Knicks every chance he got, because he was mad they didn’t draft him? Good times, my friend, good times. The Knicks had drafted Jordan Hill instead. Whoops! I can see why Jennings would be mad. You could even argue that Jennings…

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