Alonzo Gee 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/5/2012)

Out of all NBA players whose last names are letters of the alphabet, Alonzo “Gee Whiz” Gee is certainly the best. He might also be the second-best Alonzo in NBA history. He’ll need those credentials, because when people ask him about his NBA career 20 years from now, he’ll want to avoid saying “I was…

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Mirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2013)

Mirza Teletovic is the next Dirk. Count on it. What does Dirk have that the Bosnian Baller doesn’t? Nothing. Teletovic is a complete player with a refined inside-outside game and a sweet shooting touch. He also has supreme athletic ability, able to dunk and block shots with the best of them. I got you good,…

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Austin Daye 20 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2013)

There are players known in basketball circles for being weird heights for their positions. Like Chuck Hayes the 6′ 6” center or Magic Johnson the 6′ 8″” point guard. Or Austin Daye the 6′ 11” shooting guard. What were his high school coaches thinking? “Oh hey Austin, yeah, why don’t you go stand around on…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2012)

While not taking part in austerity protests or fighting with Omer Asik for control of Cyprus, Kosta Koufos enjoys playing basketball for the Denver Nuggets. He represents a stark contrast to Javale McGee who is always flying around, flailing his arms every which way, and dunking everything that he touches. Meanwhile, Koufos is content to…

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Taj Gibson 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2013)

Tom Thibodeau needs to loosen up his rotations a bit. His 40 minute-per-game center Joakim Noah was out with the flu, so what does he do? He plays the backup 45 minutes! While barely playing the only other big man on the roster. It’s madness. But I’m sure Taj didn’t care that much, and he…

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John Henson 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2013)

John “Inspector Gadget” Henson hasn’t gotten to play much this season. This is a total mystery to me considering how he apparently enters “beast mode” the instant his sneaker touches the court. The only explanation is that he is somehow behaving badly off the court. Possible infractions he’s committed: artificially enhancing his leaping ability using…

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Terrence Ross Career High 26 Points (6 Threes) Full Highlights (1/2/2013)

Raptors fans have been known to lament about Ross “What is the point of having a shooting guard who can’t shoot?”. Which is of course missing the point. He may not be able to shoot, but why shoot it when you can just run in and jam it? Silly Canadians. And it turns out they’re…

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Bradley Beal 22 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2013)

Sources have provided me with an exclusive list of Bradley Beal’s new year’s resolutions. I present it to you now in its entirety with no modifications or commentary: -Shoot over 38% from the field -Get a girlfriend by the end of the year – no excuses!!! -Force a trade somewhere, anywhere, please god, get me…

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Carmelo Anthony 45 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2013)

Carmelo Anthony’s New Year’s Resolution: Average 40 points a game the rest of the season. He’s definitely off to a good start, once again proving that he’s one of the league’s premiere scorers. This 45 against the Blazers ties the league-high in single game points again, as he had that many against the Nets early…

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MarShon Brooks 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

MarShon Brooks (henceforth referred to as ‘Mar$wag’) was put in Avery Johnson’s doghouse early on in the season. To add insult to injury he was presented a Poodle costume and asked to wear it while in said doghouse. Imagine the toll on Mar$wag’s fragile psyche! Not as big as the toll caused by having a…

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