Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

I don’t even know what a “KnicksTape” is, but whenever I post highlights of a player who’s on the New York Knicks, I get multiple comments merely saying “#knickstape” or a normal comment followed by the same hashtag. Even if the video was something like “Tim Hardaway Junior Gets Blown By 11 times Full Highlights”…

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Ryan Anderson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Ryan Anderson ran. He had to get out of here. They would find the carnage he had created any time now, and they would know who had done it. He stumbled through the once-familiar practice facility, which had now become a maze of torment. Each corner brought the dread of confronting more of the Pelicans…

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Jabari Parker 12 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Jason Kidd must be teaching rookie Jabari Parker a lesson: if you can’t play defense then you’re not going to play near the end of games. It’s a good lesson, I guess, unless you’re the kind of person who just wants to see Jabari score a ton of points. Count me as one of those…

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Ersan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

For being the physical manifestation of my YouTube channel, Ersan Ilyasova hasn’t been playing very well at all. I chose this avatar when he was coming off a strong season where he was second in voting for Most Improved. He was good that year, but I think the toll of having his soul slowly siphoned…

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Omri Casspi 13 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

There are a lot of things going on in Israel right now (other than basketball). I’m pretty sure that’s where rival highlight maker Dawk Ins lives, so he keeps the place busy. Palestinians, as always, are a point of contention, as is Israel’s right to statehood. The are arguments from both sides on whether Israel…

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Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Steven Adams was busy twanging on his bass, clad in a neon-blue bodysuit, with a teaseled wig on his head. Kendrick Perkins lay slumped over his drum kit, fast asleep. They were waiting for Jeremy Lamb so they could begin practice, and he was never late. Just as Steven was packing up his equipment to…

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Dante Exum 9 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Seeing Dante make all these threes led me to wonder: has he converted any midrange shots at all this year? I don’t think I’ve even seem him take one, let alone make one. Turns out he hasn’t, unless you count 10-footers in the paint, which I don’t. This is a glaring flaw in young Dante’s…

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Arron Afflalo 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

Arron Afflalo is not taking last year’s All-Star snubbing well. His scoring average is way down, and his in-huddle inspirational speeches have turned into rambling monologues on the absurdity of the human condition. The Nuggets must be sympathizing with him, because the whole team is playing below expectations. There is a lot of speculation on…

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Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

At some point last summer, Dion Waiters got pissed at all the haters and tweeted “Men lie women lie BUCKETS DNT” accompanied by some highlights of him getting buckets. Those highlights were created by me, and in the description I mentioned how, while the highlights were impressive, they weren’t good shots or sustainable, and how…

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Gerald Henderson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

After two years of suffering with “best player on a bad team” syndrome, and one year of “second-best player on a mediocre team” syndrome, Gerald Henderson found himself rejected from the Hornets lineup. This was just the second thirty-minute game that Hendo got this year, after averaging thirty minutes per game last year. Is this…

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