Terrence Ross 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2013)

Terrence Ross had a whole quarter with which to acquire the three point shooting record of twelve in a game. He only had to make five more. A mere five. Child’s play. But he couldn’t do it. Even worse, it seemed like he didn’t try. Terrence Ross, a quitter. Who would have guessed. Rudy would’ve…

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Will Bynum 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2013)

Why are short players always the biggest chuckers? Nate Robinson: chucker. Isaiah Thomas: chucker. Will Bynum: chucker. JJ Barea: Mexican chucker. It’s like, if you’re six feet or under, your only role in the NBA is to be an incredibly undersized shooting guard. Why is that? I’m not a psychologist, but I’d say these guys…

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Chris Kaman 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/27/2013)

Sports fandom is a funny thing. It leads otherwise rational people to behave in irrational ways and say irrational things. Case in point: Lakers’ fans reactions to signing Chris Kaman. “He’s going to be so much better than coward he has mid range unlike him and can actually make free throws” “hes going to be…

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Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

After a brief period of interior turmoil, the Cavaliers are happy again. Waiters gets to come off the bench and chuck without fear of being shut out by Kyrie. No one is getting punched anymore. They might not be winning games, but you gotta take these kind of things one at a time. And Waiters…

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Tristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

I once tried to shoot free throws using my left hand as the shooting hand. I’m a righty so it didn’t work at all. I’m talking airballs in every direction. Giving “wide left” a whole new meaning. So how on earth did Tristan Thompson manage to switch his shooting hand? No matter how screwed up…

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Terrence Jones 20 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

“What about you, Terrence? What did you get for Christmas?” Hesitating, Terrence Jones didn’t know how to respond. All of his teammates were swapping notes over their new PS4’s. But he hadn’t gotten a PS4. He had gotten an Xbox One, even though he had confirmed in writing on his wish list that he wanted…

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Al Horford 25 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

Despite my extensive campaigning, Al Horford remains underrated. I don’t get it. He’s somehow even better than before yet people still overlook him. He can even shoot threes now! Isn’t that what you all want? Plus he’s led the Hawks to an above .500 record, an impressive feat apparently for Eastern Conference teams. Whatever, it’s…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

Danny Green surely has been the downfall of many a fantasy team this year. Not mine, luckily, since I don’t do that crap, but I bet I can find many disappointed owners who needed his threes. Remember, never put all your eggs in one basket. That and other wisdom-filled nuggets can be found in my…

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Mirza Teletovic 17 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/25/2013)

“Wow, a new tie! Awesome, thanks, Mom!” Mirza exclaimed, unwrapping a shiny green tie from Macy’s. “This will look great with my blue dress shirt!” He set it aside with his already large pile of received gifts. Rummaging under the tree, he found a package labeled “To: Dad”. He handed it to his father, where…

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Serge Ibaka 24 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2013)

What constitutes a “big three”? Everyone talks about Miami as having such a thing. The Spurs as well. If you order every team’s players by skill, it turns out that every team has three players at the top of that list. Does that mean they all have a “big three”? Because the Jazz’s big three…

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