Damian Jones Career High 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

Here are some of the things that Warriors Bandwagoners are probably (definitely) saying right now: -“I always knew Damian Jones was the answer at the five for us.” -“Damian Jones’ development has been fun to watch, I’m so proud of him.” -“Haha yeah, I totally knew that we had a guy named Damian Jones for…

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Dennis Schröder 21 Points/6 Assists Thunder Debut Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

(In case you’re coming to this video from somewhere other than the video that contains part one of this story, here’s a quick rundown: I had to rename my kitty Japurri Purrker since Jabari Parker was no longer on the Bucks. After struggling to come up with a new name for him, I learn that…

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Jayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

So, over the off-season, there was kind of a big change in DTB-land. No, I didn’t get married or have kids or experience any other kind of major life event. And I’m not being ironic here by framing something trivial like they opened a new KFC near me or they discontinued my favorite flavor of…

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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2017-18 Season Full-ilation Part IV)

Or: “From the Abyss of Scrubs there is No Escape” The part you’ve been waiting for. The part I’ve been waiting for. The end of the journey. Part 4. This part features the absolute lowest bottom-dwellers of the NBA, the ones for whom each made shot is a discrete event in their memory. These are…

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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2017-18 Season Full-ilation Part III)

Or: “Scrubbiness Intensifies” I don’t mean to imply that the players depicted in part three of this four-part epic journey through the catacombs of the NBA are “scrubs”. A few of them are, but what I meant was that the players in this part are definitely on a lower tier than the players in part…

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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2017-18 Season Full-ilation Part II)

Or: “A Dreadful Hodgepodge of Mediocre Role-Players” Part two of my series chronicling every NBA player’s first basket is a slightly dispiriting affair: it starts with role-players who already kinda suck, and it doesn’t really get better. Not much worse, either. You knew this was coming after E’Twaun Moore appeared in the first half of…

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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2017-18 Season Full-ilation Part I)

Or: “The Players You Think of When You Think ‘NBA Players’” We are gathered here on the day of the start of the 2018-19 NBA preseason, excited to see what is in store. But first, it is time to close the book on the 2017-18 season with what hopefully will become a time-honored tradition: a…

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Josh Jackson All 65 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Hey Devin, we got a big problem here,” Josh Jackson said into his phone, trying not to panic. Devin Booker, answering the call on the other end, paused for a second before replying. “Okay, first, I don’t know where ‘here’ is, second, what the heck even are you talking about?” Josh felt like he was…

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Bam Adebayo All 91 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

Impatiently, Bam Adebayo checked on the status of his new YouTube channel for the sixth time that day. However, just as the fourth and fifth times he had checked, he had just two subscribers. Why? Why did nobody want to watch his hilarious pranking videos? Why hadn’t he gone viral yet? He was so far…

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Dennis Smith Jr. All 40 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Thanks for inviting me over, man,” Dennis Smith Jr. said as he walked into the impressive entryway of Dirk Nowitzki’s suburban-Dallas home. “I like your place. Classy but not in-your-face.” “Yeah, well, when you’ve made over two hundred million dollars in your career, you get tired of showing it off after a while,” Dirk replied….

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