Serge Ibaka 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

It has become evident to me that the Serge Ibaka/Fred VanVleet pick and pop is unstoppable. Completely unstoppable. That’s my OFFICIAL DTB DECLARATION. Ibaka is currently shooting an incredible 73% on two-point jumpers longer than sixteen feet, meaning that the Raptors should run this play nonstop until one of two things happens: a.) Ibaka stops…

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Tyrone Wallace 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I was a bit hesitant to make this video for three reasons: Reason numero uno: In just thirty appearances last season, Tyrone Wallace had multiple games better than this one. Not significantly better (he only had one twenty-point game) but better nonetheless. Reason numero two: With Lou Williams out for a couple weeks, it’s very…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I bet Greg Monroe is feeling a bit sore right now, both literally and figuratively. He almost never gets into games (he’s honestly being misused just as much as Boban is), so he was probably eager to come off the bench for seven minutes against the Clippers. But wait! Doc Rivers decided to play Boban…

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T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

With all the losing the Suns are doing lately, I’m getting kind of curious about how T.J. Warren would look on a winning team. Not saying that I want him traded, I would never even suggest that, he’s part of the Suns’ core (such as it is) and I don’t want to cause their fanbase…

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De’Anthony Melton 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

When did the Suns sign Jawun Evans? When De’Anthony Melton passed to him for an assist and the commentator said “Evans on the pull-up”, I had no idea what was going on. My first thought was Jacob Evans, but he’s still on the Warriors (and sucking), and then I had no second thought because my…

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Bryn Forbes 24 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

Bryn “Forbclosure” Forbes needs a better nickname than “Forbclosure” which I just came up with and it sucks, and it also needs to be better than “Sparty”, because you can’t just randomly decide that Forbes, out of all the Michigan State Spartans that have played in the NBA, gets to be the one with the…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Things weren’t going so great for De’Aaron Fox in the first half of this game. He ended the half with two points (both on free throws) and two assists. Using the precepts of mathematics that have been handed down to us by probably Euclid or some other ancient Greek dude, Fox’s exrapolated statline for the…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Real talk coming up: it sometimes still surprises me how good Bojan Bogdanovic actually is. 16 PPG on 50% shooting? Almost 50% from three? Coming from a guy who looks like he should be coaching right now instead of playing? It’s crazy. Every time I see his balding head, unkempt neckbeard, and chubby, rosy cheeks,…

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Kelly Oubre 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Kelly Oubre sat hunched, facing in towards his locker. In front of him were a multitude of bright blue plastic components which he was carefully assembling into a finished product. The hustle and bustle of the locker room behind him was ignored entirely. Nothing could distract him. Nothing, that is, except an unexpected hand on…

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Richaun Holmes 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Let’s just say it: Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes was being marginalized to hell and back in his last season with the 76ers. Brett Brown AKA “Butt Clown” has a reputation for doing this to players. His excuse would be that Joel Embiid AKA JoeL Embad was deserving of all the center minutes, but Holmes…

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