Peja Stojakovic 39 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2001)

In an effort to become more relevant to my subscriber base, I’ve been doing some research on what makes the biggest names in sports punditry so big. In the course of my research I have discovered that one of the things they do is painstakingly craft and then broadcast what are known as “hot takes”….

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Scott Skiles 31 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/1993)

Every NBA fans knows about Scott Skiles due to his holding of a very prominent NBA record. I could make a joke about it being “most illegitimate children sired”, but I won’t, because I’m a classy dude who shows respect for the greats of the NBA. Similar classiness is expected in the comment section. Skiles’…

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Mitchell Wiggins 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/1990)

It turns out that the summer was getting kind of long over here in DTB-land. Is there always such a long break between summer league and preseason? Damn. I was kind of losing my marbles a little bit, you know, with nothing to do but stare at my wall and wait for basketball to come…

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Dirk Nowitzki All 106 Fadeaway Jumpers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dirkilation)

(Description is a continuation of this season’s first video: https://youtu.be/I196J8Ev63I ) Walking around my apartment, which has somehow been modified to ignore the rules of spaciality, I engage in conversation with the hundreds of NBA role players which currently occupy it. They have been here the whole season, keeping me company while I compiled their…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part IV)

Fourth and final installment of my Giannis rap series. Regret overcomes me like a black death-cloud Sorrow so acute I sob and wail aloud The abyss is deep like an ocean of fear I stare down, can I end it all here? I used up my good description idea too soon Giannis addicted to smoothies,…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part III)

Okay, I wrote the third rap in my Giannis Antetokounmpo rap tetralogy. “Gyroz & Smoothiez” When tha hankerin’ hits for some food Giannis know how to satisfy it good He don’t like to look at naked guys If you do I got a surprise In tha hood there’s a place called Papa Niko’s All kinda…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part II)

Here’s the second in my series of raps about Giannis Antetokounmpo. This one is called “Buck Brothahood”. Giannis and Jabari, two peas in a pod Saviors of basketball like real-life gods Do you ever think ’bout suckin’ a willy? Congratulations, you’re gay, you silly Smokin’ a fatty and ballin’ for cash These two G’s have…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part I)

In my never-ending efforts to make it big in the rap game, I have composed a few more rap songs in homage (homieage?) to the original homie, Giannis Antetokounmpo. If some of the big players in the rap scene want to contact me, do it through twitter. Be aware that if your inquiry includes emojis…

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Blake Griffin All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

I’m just going to put it out there: this video BLOWS compared to last year’s Blake Griffin dunkilation. It’s not even close. If you want to have a good time, skip this video and watch that one instead: https://youtu.be/F0YBNspfByQ . That one has 176 dunks in it, over twice the amount that this stupid video…

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Tyson Chandler All 179 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!?” I yell, frenetically pacing back and forth behind my desk, fists clenching and unclenching with barely-suppressed rage. “I didn’t know, sir, I didn’t know!” says Steve, my assistant. I stop my movement and stare in disbelief at the cowering man. “You don’t understand, you fool. ‘I didn’t know’ is not…

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