Jabari Brown Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

With this performance, Jabari Brown officially becomes the superior Jabari of the NBA. Officially. I just talked to Adam Silver about it, and he’s totally down. He was like “Jabari Parker, who is that again? Hahahaha! Yeah for real though Jabari Brown is the real deal.” What did Jabari Parker even do this year? Came…

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Dion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

These are dark times my friends. Dark times. Lines drawn along economic, racial, and religious differences prevent humans all over the world from reaching their potential. In anger, terroristic groups seek to change the world with bloodshed, their frenzy only matched by governments who do the same. The Earth, our proud mother, wilts under the…

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Michael Beasley 34 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

According to the Miami commentators, these 34 points are the most Michael Beasley has scored in a single game while donning the Heat black and red. Obviously, he scored more while in Minnesota (bring back the lion’s mane, god damn it), but its easy to forget that he wasn’t that prolific of a scorer early…

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Zoran Dragic Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

It has all been leading up to this. 81 games of basketball for the Miami Heat, an ensemble of 15 men playing in unison their symphony. A season’s worth of hopes and dreams, culminating in… 41 minutes for Zoran Dragic? For context, the Zragon had seen 34 minutes total up until this point in his…

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Lester Hudson 11 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2015)

Search deep the cluttered archives of your recollection, my friend. Search for any memory, no matter how small, you have of Lester Hudson’s time in the NBA. There should be some memories there, half-buried yet intact under the unceasing drifts of neuronal sludge. If, by chance, you have located these lost recollections, what do they…

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Brian Roberts Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

This 23-point performance is Brian Robert’s career high. That’s all well and good, unless you were to search for Brian Roberts videos on my channel. Such a search would turn up a video which purports to show Brian Roberts scoring 24 points in an official, NBA-sanctioned game. That 24-point total would ostensibly be a career…

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Wilson Chandler 32 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

“And remember when he tried to rap the scouting reports to us? That guy was a nut!” Kenneth Faried yelled, doubled over in laughter. “I’m so glad we revolted and kicked him out of here.” The rest of the assembled Nuggets laughed and agreed, all except for one. Wilson Chandler scowled. “If you guys hadn’t…

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Michael Carter-Williams 30 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Going into the game with the Philadelphia 76ers, the one thing I didn’t want Michael Carter-Williams to do was get a big head and decide to show everyone in Philly why they should never have traded him. Turns out that’s exactly what he wanted to do. “Oh look Nerlens, just me and my new friends,…

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Victor Oladipo 30 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Do you like watching free throws? Then boy do I have the video for you! In my opinion, there is nothing more exciting than watching some dude waltz into the paint a bunch of times and then get fouled before he can even really do anything there. Who wants to see shot attempts? Those are…

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Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

Next year, definitely, the Orlando Magic are going to be good. Yes. It has to be next year. This year I thought maybe 8th seed? Pshaw. That’ll teach me for being optimistic about a bunch of young, talented players. I guess you can only get so far in the NBA without anyone (except Frye, who…

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