Omri Casspi and Reggie Evans sat at a table, waiting for their food. “Thanks for taking me out here Reggie, I never have tried this place before.” “Yeah, I was thinkin’, you know, you bein’ Jewish and all, why not take you out to Rosenblatt’s Deli, the best place in the whole damn valley for…
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Draymond Green 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
Draymond Green is one of the more alluring free agents for this coming offseason. What kind of team doesn’t want an always-angry defensive monster? Oh, and did you know that he can sometimes score the ball too? Tony Allen he is not! Or maybe he is. I’m not convinced that Draymond’s (already limited) offense will…
Read MoreMike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
It took a whole season, but the Atlanta Hawks are finally starting to realize that Pero Antic and Elton Brand are kind of sucking this year. Not only are they sucking, but they are old as well. If you’re gonna have an ineffectual player on the court, that player might as well have youthful energy…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/6/2015)
Meyers “7-foot Bieber” Leonard is an enigma. A big who can shoot from outside as well as use his superior athleticism to make highlight-reel plays? There is no reason why such a player would not receive consistent and plentiful minutes. It’s like Shaq and Dirk combined. Blazers fans can clue me in here on why…
Read MoreDwight Buycks 9 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
I sit at my desk, contemplating the difficult decision before me: which player do I make highlights of? I ponder the question with such intensity that it is too late before I realize somebody has entered my office. The cold metal of the gun burns the side of my head. I sit in silence, waiting…
Read MoreBen McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Do the Kings suck because Ben McLemore sucks? Or does Ben McLemore suck because the Kings suck? That is the unanswerable question. It might be somewhat unfair to Ben Mac to accuse him of sucking, but there we have it. I just want to know if he would be a total stud on a team…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
I have been a passenger on the Anthony Morrow hype train for five years now. Before everybody was getting all hyped about three-point specialists, I was a believer. So if any of you losers watching this video have only recently boarded the Morrow hype train, I command you to get off it right now. There…
Read MoreJames Ennis 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
There must be something wrong with me. A rookie scoring a career-high 17 points including a big power-jam? I should be really excited! Instead, I feel nothing but sorrow. Is that what Heat fans are feeling right now? The knowledge that things could be so much better, that James Ennis scoring 17 meaningless points in…
Read MoreLuis Scola 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Where are all the young, talented players from Argentina? It seems like all the ones recently in the NBA are either retired or getting close to it. Delfino, Ginobili, Scola, Prigioni, Herrmann (someone please sign him again please), all these guys are old. I admit I don’t follow international basketball all too closely, so maybe…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Mike Dunleavy is a perfect example of why you don’t call a player a bust after only a few years in the league. That doesn’t stop everyone from doing it (including me), but let the record show that there exists at least one example of a player improving as he plays longer in the NBA….
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