Andre Iguodala 18 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

Okay, so last night my girlfriend wanted to go on a movie date. That’s cool, I like to throw her a bone once in a while. So first we go to Outback Steakhouse and I get my usual, two of those onion explosion thingies with extra dippy sauce. Pretty tasty. Anyway, since I got to…

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John Jenkins Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

John Jenkins sat hunched over a darkened table, illuminated only in candlelight. “The Hermit – Upright. Prudence.” “The Moon – Reversed. Deception.” “What does this mean?” Suddenly a tall figure barged into the room. “Hey John what’s shakin’, I was just wondering if you were ready for…” The hunched figure quickly concealed the tarot cards…

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Quincy Acy Career High 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

Quincy “Q & A” Acy is not a three point shooter. He took a grand total of 7 in his college career, and had not taken any so far in his NBA career. Until tonight. It wasn’t even a heave and the end of the shot-clock. Just a normal corner three in the flow of…

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Ben Gordon 27 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

Remember when Ben Gordon won the NCAA championship with Connecticut? I don’t, because I hate college basketball, but I bet a lot of you do. Seems like just yesterday, doesn’t it? Here’s something that will cause cerebral matter to seep from your cranial cavity: That championship was almost a whole decade ago. And now he’s…

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Chandler Parsons 29 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

There is often debate on the internet over a female could play in the WNBA. That discussion has been done to death. What I’m more interested in, is if Chandler “Parsnips” Parsons could play in the WNBA. I think he’d have difficulty getting his shot off against the superior size and athleticism of WNBA defenders….

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Jermaine O’Neal 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

The list of players who extended their careers by playing in Phoenix has grown one longer with the addition of Jermaine O’Neal. That, combined with the crazy German-knee-plasma-centrifuge thing he got done over the summer, has made him into a serviceable player once again. I didn’t know he could even still dunk, much less throw…

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Greg Monroe 24 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

Greg Monroe and Andre Drummond. Just think about that for a second. One player is already a top five center in the league, with a sweet touch around the rim. The other has a ceiling located in the stratosphere, and is already an excellent defender. If you are not jealous of the Pistons right now,…

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Terrence Jones Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

What is there to say about Terrence Jones? The dude barely plays. I guess he’s supposed to be a good dunker. Like Terrence Ross, who might be the same player. It’s hard to keep straight. Can this guy stretch the floor a little bit? Who knows. He certainly didn’t show any range tonight. He did…

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