Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Honest question: can Dion Waiters even dunk anymore? A cursory look at basketball-reference says that he hasn’t even attempted a single dunk this season. That, by itself, doesn’t mean that he necessarily CAN’T. But it’s not a good sign, just like him only dunking three times last season isn’t a good sign. But at least…

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Buddy Hield 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It’s Valentine’s day. That fact doesn’t matter so much to me, since my steadfast refusal to become involved romantically with women means that I have nobody to celebrate this so-called “holiday” with. However, on this most romantic and cuddly of nights, I start to wonder about my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed sentient naked purple plastic statue of…

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Robin Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Over the last few games, Robin Lopez has been outscoring his eternal nemesis since birth, Brook Lopez. As far as I can tell, this statistical anomaly is made possible by the fact that Robin has a coach who still foolishly thinks that having a bigman play around the basket is a GOOD thing. Pffpfpfpft. Pft….

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Joe Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I’m getting myself hyped for Joe Harris in the three-point contest. I know, as a Bucks fan, that I should be rooting for Khris Middleton, but that dude doesn’t even really deserve to be there (Davis Bertans fans keep calling me out for not bringing up his shootout snub so here we are: Bertans got…

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Jake Layman 17 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

True NBA fans will note the similarities this game by Jake Layman has to Layman’s NBA debut, which was a 17-point explosion against the Warriors. That game was played in garbage time, with Layman getting a bunch of buckets against whatever scrubs inhabited the Warriors’ bench back then. This time around, it was Layman turning…

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Jeff Teague 27 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It looks like, for the time being, Jerryd Bayless is done ruining my life. His line in this game: 0 points (that’s what happens when you don’t take a shot) and 1 assist in 11 minutes. At least one of my prayers to all the various deities I was praying to was answered, if not…

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Paul Millsap 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I’ve been hating on Paul Millsap for what might seem to be, to the outside observer, spurious or trivial reasons. Mostly it’s a reaction to him being grossly overpaid (thirty million dollars!) for his level of production. It also seems like the Nuggets play well whether or not he’s actually suiting up for games, and…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Every time I make a Japari Parker video for uploadment to my channel, it seems as if his namesake kitty, Japurri Purrker, is aware of it. Japurri usually sits in the same room as me when I’m making highlight videos, but he doesn’t get involved in the process. He’s too sleepy for that. He just…

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Kelly Oubre 28 Points/2 Poster Dunks Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I was perfectly happy with what Kelly Oubre was doing on the Suns, but I guess I shouldn’t have (note: shouldn’t’ve is apparently, not acceptable English according to the grand arbiters of spellcheck) been, because he’s been way more exciting in Phoenix. All that was needed to unlock this excitement was a bad team, though…

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Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I feel like what’s happening right now with Marquese Chriss is sort of like what happened with Kenneth Faried. You know the story: talented/semi-flawed yet marginalized bigman languishing on a team that doesn’t really want him. After many months of nothing besides a nice collection of ass splinters from sitting on the bench for so…

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