John Henson 10 points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/14/2012)

Ten points and two blocks in less than eight minutes. Sounds like an end-of-bench player got let loose in the fourth quarter again! What we see here is John Henson exerting his style all over the scrubtastic Pacer’s cleanup crew, heaving the rock eight times (connecting with net five times) and imposing his will on…

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Jae Crowder 12 Points Full Highlights 11/14/2012

Jae Crowder, proud owner of the NBA’s longest hair, displays his versatile game against the Wizards, scoring 12 points and dishing 3 dimes. He did so while looking almost exactly like Kenneth Faried. The only way to tell the difference is to see which one likes to chuck threes. Hint: it’s Crowder.

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Andrei Kirilenko 26 points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/14/2012)

Drunk on vodka and hopped up on krokodil, Andrei “Russian Roulette” Kirilenko stumbles into the arena to score 26 points on 9-of-12 shooting. The bags under his eyes tell the sad story of substance dependency, love forlorn, and the uncanny ability to hit shots from anywhere on the floor. It also helps that Minnesota’s climate…

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Ryan Anderson 20 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights 11/14/12

Former Magic Ryan Anderson likes to shoot threes. Lots of them. In fact, he shot 10 of them in this game alone. Made 2 of them. But he made 7 of his other 10 shots so it’s okay I guess? So, in conclusion, yeah, Ryan Anderson likes to shoot threes.

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 15 Points/2 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2012)

Maybe the Bobcats don’t suck as much as we thought. At the time of this writing they’re sitting at .500, thanks in part to the impressive play of one Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Here he scores 15 points against a Wizards team that’s trying very hard to go 0-82. It looks like the Bobcats may have actually…

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Anderson Varejao Career High 35 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights 11/13/2012

Holy moly! The Brazilian Bomber just unleashed a firestorm of torment upon the Nets of Brooklyn, scoring a career high 35 on 16 of 21 shooting, while also grabbing 18 boards, 11 of them offensive. This amazing performance by Varejao was matched only by the total ineptitude of the Cavaliers’ bench, who scored 6 points….

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JR Smith 21 Points vs Magic Full Highlights

JR Smith has iffy shot selection, but there’s no doubt that he can score with the best. Also he does funny dances sometimes. But mainly he chucks a ton of shots, some of them go in, and then his girlfriend and sister pick fights with Chinese people. Anyway, he had a good game against the…

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Jason Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2012)

J-Rich puts up his best game as a Sixer, scoring twenty points, including two that were the direct result of a dizzying 360 slam which left all viewers in a state of terrifying and debilitating vertigo. Oh wait, that was just the spastic camera angles employed by the clueless cameramen. It was still a hella…

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Nikola Pekovic 20 Points vs Mavs Full Highlights 11/12/2012

Nikola Pekovic burst on to the scene last season, putting up great numbers on great efficiency and grabbing tons of rebounds. So far this year he has continued his dominance, in this game scoring 20 points, dishing 3 assists and grabbing 6 boards. Unfortunately he went down with a sprained ankle in the 3rd quarter,…

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Chandler Parsons Career High 25 points Full Highlights (11/12/2012)

Last night, the Rockets’ motley assortment of scrubs and role players was headed by Chandler Parsons (AKA Chandler Bang), who scored 25 points and splashed in five triples. However, James Harden choked hard and cost the Rockets a well-deserved win. Next game I bet they’ll just let Parsons iso all day because he can’t be…

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