Donatas Motiejunas 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

The practicing habits of NBA players are scrutinized heavily in this information-seeking world. Who knows what kind of crappy headline you could write if only you knew of a certain player’s inability to do layup lines? The latest tidbit to come out of the practice gym is that Donatas Motiejunas makes 200 threes after every…

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James Ennis 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

Dear ESPN, If James Ennis dunks the basketball, you need to show replays of the occurrence. I had high hopes after you showed multiple replays of his putback layup, but those hopes were smashed under the relentlessly marching boots of incompetent video work. If you do not show these replays, how am I supposed to…

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Trevor Booker 17 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

So the Jazz paid Trevor Booker five million smackers per year to be an undersized hustle-type power forward. Meanwhile, Jeff Adrien, who is the exact same player minus the shaky three-point range, is out of the league. The Jazz must have looked at Chuck Hayes, who is getting nearly six million a year just so…

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Aaron Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO LOOK LIKE ALIENS POWER RANKINGS 1. Aaron Brooks 2. Rudy Gobert 3. Tony Snell 4. Charlie Villanueva 5. Tayshaun Prince 6. Dante Exum 517. Chandler Parsons 518. There is secretly an alien inside all of us right now sucking our life force to weaken us in preparation for the impending invasion…

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Amir Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

Amir Johnson might actually be one of the best players on the Raptors, but nobody ever talks about him. That changes right now. Because I’m talking about him. Right now. Kyle Lowry is probably the only player you could definitely say is better. DeRozan is just a chucker who can’t shoot threes. Lou Williams is…

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Charlie Villanueva 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

It is always surprising to see how much of a chucker Charlie Villanueva really is. You might think that a bench player who is not guaranteed minutes would be a little more cautious. Coaches love a team-player, in theory. There’s always the possibility that he Charlie truly thinks that his shot shooting ability is for…

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Andrew Wiggins 15 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

Did you know that Andrew Wiggins is only 11 games short of the Timberwolves’ franchise record in most consecutive double-digit scoring games by a rookie? Wow! We’re not just talking about a few years here. We’re talking about the history of the whole Timberwolves franchise! Even if he doesn’t break the record, the fact that…

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Brook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

This is the most pure highlight video I have ever made. Nothing but two and a half minutes of unfiltered scoring prowess. No replays, no blocks, no cheesy intros, no assists, nothing but Brook Lopez putting the ball in the hole. It really is an assault on the senses, this much offensive talent compressed into…

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Nerlens Noel 14 Points/”6 Blocks” Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

The boxscore for this game says that Nerlens Noel had six blocks. The tape tells a different story, with two of those blocks being quite clearly accomplished by Mbah a Moute and MCW respectively. I understand, scorekeepers. When a shot gets rejected and Nerlens is in the vicinity, it’s only natural to automatically give the…

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