Amar’e Stoudemire 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

Look at how old Amare Stoudemire looks. DAMN. Those goggles add like 5 years at least by themselves. Now watch him play. Try not to cry. I’ll go get the tissues. Done yet? Good. Because I’ve got some more sadness ready to heap onto your already battered psyche: you will never, EVER, get to see…

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Andrew Nicholson 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

Last time I made an Andrew Nicholson video, I wrote some dope rhymes in the description. At that moment, thanks to the quality of my flow, I was in talks with many large rap labels to get signed. Well, it happened. And I don’t mean to gloat, but I have a lot of money right…

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Alec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

It was the first day of middle school basketball camp. The assorted kids looked around anxiously, waiting for instruction. The coach blew his whistle and spoke up. “Alright kids, time for layup lines!” The kids shuffled around for a while before arranging themselves into neat lines. Alec Burks stood near the back, eager to show…

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Wilson Chandler 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

75-74. The final score of the Wizards-Nuggets game. I watched a little bit but turned it off because it was pretty much unwatchable. Lucky for me I did, because the beginning of the game was an offensive explosion compared to the second half. Though there was a pleasing lack of free throws, which always annoy…

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Roger Mason Jr. 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2013)

A look into the mind of a rational official NBA scorekeeper: “The ball was just changed hands. Okay, the receiving player is dribbling, he’s doing a lot of work to get this shot, and…it goes in! Two points for him, but no assist since the passer didn’t really do anything to set up the shot.”…

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Xavier Henry 17 Points/1 Kobe Return Full Highlights (12/8/2013)

KOBE’S BACK KOBE’S BACK KOBE’S BACK Guys! Kobe! KOBE BEAN BRYANT! Who cares about other non-Kobe players on the Lakers anyway? They are irrelevant. KOBE. I don’t even know who Xavier Henry is. And why should I? You can’t even see him on the court, covered as he is in the incredible glare of Kobe’s…

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Terrence Jones 16 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/8/2013)

The Rockets are said to be searching for a stretch 4 for trade. It makes sense when you have a dominant (or potentially dominant, anyway) center and a star shooting guard. Maybe Ryan Anderson? Ersan Ilyasova? That’s about all I can think of. But do they really need a new one? They already have Terrence…

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Jon Leuer 15 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

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Andrew Bynum 18 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

The phone rang. Taking a break from reading mean comments about him from 76ers fans on the internet, Andrew Bynum stretched lazily to answer. “Yo” Through a chorus of unsuppressed giggling, Bynum could make out some words. “Hey man it’s me, wanna go bowling?” “Tristan, man, this wasn’t funny the first time you did it…

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