Spencer Hawes 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2013)

Spencer Hawes has been having a pretty good year so far. Nothing spectacular, but pretty good for a white guy whose vertical is maybe 6 inches. In fact, his performances lately have been so good that I made a new word for them: “Hawesian.” Other things that could be described as such: – Spencer Hawes…

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Jeremy Lamb Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2013)

Jeremy Lamb is finally playing well for the Thunder. It only took him 100 or so games. Better late than never, as they always say. So to reward Jeremy for his suddenly good play the Thunder are apparently looking to trade him. They might be out of luck, though, because I can’t think of any…

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Mike Dunleavy 25 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

Mike Dunleavy grabbed his phone off the bedside table and dialed his teammate Taj Gibson. “Hey Mike, what’s up?” came Taj’s voice. “Oh, nothing, just wanted to see what you were up to,” Mike responded. There was a pause where nothing was heard but the squeaking of Mike’s bed. “What’s making that noise? And why…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

That’s what happens when you cherry-pick, Kevin Love. That’s what happens. you deserve it for not hustling back on defense. But it leads to an interesting question: why not just leave your team’s best isolation scorer near your basket, even on defense? Then, as soon as you stop the other team 4-on-4, you quickly get…

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Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

“The dream-viewer is almost ready, Dr. Stern.” “Thank you, Judy. Go ahead and hook up our test subject to the device.” Marcus Morris squirmed in his restraints, but the tranquilizers were already having an effect on his nervous system, and he felt a little groggy. “Dude, let me go! I don’t wanna be hooked up…

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Aron Baynes Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

The Spurs’ system makes people look good. That is a well known fact. Hell, it makes Tiago Splitter look like one of the best centers in the league, stat-wise. And we all know that he isn’t. On any other team he would be average at best. So of course it makes sense that Aron Baynes…

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Amar’e Stoudemire 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

Look at how old Amare Stoudemire looks. DAMN. Those goggles add like 5 years at least by themselves. Now watch him play. Try not to cry. I’ll go get the tissues. Done yet? Good. Because I’ve got some more sadness ready to heap onto your already battered psyche: you will never, EVER, get to see…

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Andrew Nicholson 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

Last time I made an Andrew Nicholson video, I wrote some dope rhymes in the description. At that moment, thanks to the quality of my flow, I was in talks with many large rap labels to get signed. Well, it happened. And I don’t mean to gloat, but I have a lot of money right…

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Alec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

It was the first day of middle school basketball camp. The assorted kids looked around anxiously, waiting for instruction. The coach blew his whistle and spoke up. “Alright kids, time for layup lines!” The kids shuffled around for a while before arranging themselves into neat lines. Alec Burks stood near the back, eager to show…

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Wilson Chandler 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

75-74. The final score of the Wizards-Nuggets game. I watched a little bit but turned it off because it was pretty much unwatchable. Lucky for me I did, because the beginning of the game was an offensive explosion compared to the second half. Though there was a pleasing lack of free throws, which always annoy…

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