Chris Douglas-Roberts 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Chris Douglas-Roberts seems to be a competent scoring-only guard/forward. No three point shot to speak of, but a good ability to attack the rack and draw fouls. So why does he have a hard time sticking in the league? It’s a two-part answer. First, he’s rocking a really weird hairstyle. I don’t even know what…

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Iman Shumpert Career High 27 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Iman Shumpert? More like Iman Dumpert. Because all he has done this year is take a huge dump on the hopes of Knicks fans. He’s been in a shooting slump that’s lasted the whole year up until tonight, and his vaunted defensive acumen has been victimized by his lack of effort. Is he the reason…

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Lavoy Allen 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/1/2014)

This is unacceptable. I am outraged. Lavoy Allen does NOT get to take threes. This wasn’t an end-of-shotclock heave. He knew what he was doing. He was camped out in the three zone. Like it’s his job to shoot threes. But when you’ve only made one three-pointer previously in your career, you don’t camp there….

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Terrence Ross 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2014)

I thought the Raptors were tanking for sure this year. A chance to draft hometown hero Wiggins? Can’t pass that up. And it certainly seemed, at the beginning of the year, that things were going according to plan. Rudy Gay and DeMar DeRozan were the most worthless chucking tandem this side of Ellis and Jennings….

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Jared Dudley 20 Points/6 Threes/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/1/2014)

DownToBuck is a man of many talents. Rapper, music producer, video editor, writer. But it is time to reveal one of my other talents: TV show production! I’m trying to put together a proposal for a show called “Jared Dudley’s Cornrows A-No-No”. The basic premise is that Jared visits people who have ugly cornrows and…

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Ryan Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2014)

I didn’t realize how similar the games of Ryan Anderson and Kevin Love are until just now. Obviously Love is a lot better, but Ryno is comparable in a lot of ways. Including the lumberjack look they have going on. I may have overrated him a bit after he went on that hot streak after…

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Jeremy Lin 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

What will Jeremy Lin’s lasting legacy be in the league? Being the first-ever Asian-American player to make it to the pros? Or the second-ever Harvard player? Or being one of the enduring success stories for the ages, showing what can be accomplished with just hard work and effort after everybody counts you out? No. Thanks…

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Roy Hibbert 19 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

2013 has finally left us behind, after 365 days of torment and misery, and in its place is the year 2014, who will doubtlessly be as cruel or crueller than the past year. In the distance I can hear the sounds of resolutions being broken. I for one have already failed in all of my…

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Jimmer Fredette 10 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

I remember back when Jimmer was drafted there were angry comments from Bucks fans that went something like this: “We drafted Jimmer but traded him to Sucktown? SMH this is Dirk all over again.” You really can’t expect much from the average casual sports fan, can you? Of course, the Bucks technically drafted Jimmer, and…

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Kent Bazemore 12 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2013)

The “Kent Bazemore at point guard” experiment needs to end. He’s barely an NBA level shooting guard; playing him out of position only makes him worse. Just play Nedovic as the backup. At least he has court vision. This blatant mismanagement of available talent really calls into the question the competency of the Warriors’ coaching…

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