Jan Vesely 10 Points/4 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2013)

So last time I made Jan Vesely highlights, I made the mistake of insulting his appearance. I said he had a messed up face. I should have been more clear. It may be weird looking by American standards, but in actuality it is nicely proportioned and eye-pleasing compared to the face of your standard Czech…

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Harrison Barnes 21 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2012)

If you know me, then you know I like to accuse people of being busts. Pretty much everybody is a bust in my eyes. But Warriors fans will be glad to note that I do not think Harrison Barnes is a bust. A bust would never shoot five-of-six from the triple zone. Here’s my list…

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Stephen Curry 29 Points/1 Dunk/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2013)

It’s unbelievable how well Stephen Curry is shooting the ball from three. Just frickin’ unbelievable. Over 45%. On high volume. Someone just give this man the MVP, no one is better than him this year. Not only is he the best shooter in the game, he also has refined point guard skills and here’s the…

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John Henson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2013)

John “Concentration Camp” Henson offers a glimpse into the life of a power forward with no power. I don’t know if there is a skinnier big man in the league. So what does he do? He uses a bunch of funky-looking hooks and floaters to score. Some say that he needs to bulk up a…

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Shawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2012)

Is Shawn Marion the craftiest shooter in the league? That’s a stupid question. Of course he is. For a guy whose jumper is shot from in front of his face, he sure manages to score a lot of points. ~~~~flashback to middle school~~~~ “Coach! Travis keeps blocking my shots! Make him stop!” “Now Shawn, if…

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Isaiah Thomas Career High 34 Points (Six Threes) Full Highlights (1/12/2012)

Isaiah Thomas probably can’t even dunk, but does he let that get him down? No. Well, yes. His Youtube search history is littered with stuff like “Air Alert Full Free Version” and “Type short guy dunks in youtube search bar”. But don’t worry yourself little Isaiah, you can still put up 34 points on the…

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Mario Chalmers Career High 34 Points (10 Threes) Full Highlights (1/12/2013)

10 Threes. Holy Balls. That’s a lot, especially for a not great player like Mario Chalmers. Here’s a comprehensive list of people who have made that many: Kobe Bryant, Donyell Marshall, Dennis Scott, JR Smith, Ty Lawson, Ray Allen, Joe Dumars, George McCloud, Peja Stojakovic, and Brian Shaw. Aside from possibly Shaw, Chalmers is the…

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David West Triple Double (14 Pts, 12 Rbs, 10 Asts) Full Highlights (1/12/2013)

The Triple-Double is an alluring temptress. Andray Blatche can attest to that. There are many tales of stat-padding to acquire one. Even Michael Jordan was guilty of such acts. So all the more reason to respect David West. West racked up his 10th and final assist on a nice outlet to Lance Stephenson for a…

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James White 11 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Think about this for a second: there is man on this Earth, who, unaided, can jump from 15 feet to deposit a ball into a cylinder 10 feet in the air. But that’s not the least of it. Get this: while he’s in the air, he takes the ball, and moves it from one hand…

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Pablo Prigioni 12 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Pablo Prigioni is old. But despite his advanced age, he is still a rookie. He does not get to avoid all the rookie hazing. There’s nothing more humiliating than being forced to drink from a beer bong full of vomit by people who are 10 years your junior. Nothing. Trust me on this one. Anyway,…

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