Tyler Zeller Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2012)

I wonder what kind of inter-sibling rivalry the Zeller brothers have. Speaking as someone with 2 brothers, FullOfBulls and FeelTheHeat, there can be a lot of tense times when competition is involved. For example, FullOfBulls is regularly defacing these descriptions. (FullofBulls was here DownToBuck is a LOSER) Anyway, Tyler Zeller has shown himself to be…

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Gerald Green 21 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2012)

Gerald “Cupcake” Green has not had a good start to the season with the Pacers. The pressure in Indianapolis is just so much greater than in New York or Boston. Every move noted by raving paparazzi. Big-city thugs waiting to break your kneecaps. 100K hookers doing lines off your chest. Indianapolis is a dangerous place,…

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Dorell Wright 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/18/2012)

There was a time when Dorell Wright was the NBA’s premier three-point shooter. Not in terms of percentages, but just in terms of amount of threes taken. Then, somebody decided to put him in the three-point contest, where Dorell performed horribly. I’m pretty sure that ruined his career right there. He hasn’t been the same…

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Joakim Noah Triple Double (11 Points, 13 Rebounds, 10 Assists) Full Highlights (12/18/2012)

Joakim “Headshop” Noah is widely regarded as one of the NBA’s best passing bigmen. He also enjoys recreational marijuana use. He likes passing the bong as much as he likes passing the rock. Against the Celtics he passed the rock 10 times to willing teammates, while also scoring 11 points and grabbing 13 boards, for…

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Jimmer Fredette Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)

A lot of mean people have some not nice things to say about Jimmer Fredette. He’s a bust. He’s unathletic. He’s unfit to even be a third-string PG. He can’t create his own shot. He’s Mormon. Don’t these people know that Jimmer Fredette has feelings just like everybody else? Well Jimmer, if you’re reading this,…

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Shannon Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)

Shannon “Shan-Wow” Brown is known in NBA circles primarily for his ability to jump off the ground really high and put an orange ball into a ring. More observant NBA fans will notice that he is also very fond of throwing an orange ball from a great distance into the same ring. What I wonder…

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Glen Davis 28 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)

Glen Davis scored 28 big points in a comeback win over the Timberwolves. But this was not his most impressive feat of the night, as he also polished off 28 pints of Bud at the “Chug-a-lug Extravaganza” beer-drinking contest at Pete’s bar after the game. Congratulations Glen! That’s a lot of booze!

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Nick Young 30 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2012)

Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec tryna get @spencerhawes00 2 do da cinammin chalinge wit me, i miss javale #cinamminchalinge Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec more lakers fans then 6ers fans in this damn arena…smdh #yolo Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec swagy just hit three triples in a row lol #tripleswag Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec…

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JaVale McGee 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2012)

JaVale McGee. Aside from having prodigious slamming ability, he is also possessor of the most photogenic parent in the history of the sport, Pam McGee. Every time her beautiful little baby JaVale whams viciously upon a foe, they show her in the crowd clapping and cheering. However, whenever JaVale missed badly on an out-of-control hook-shot,…

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Nicolas Batum 5 by 5 (11 Pts,10 Asts,5 Rebs,5 Stls,5 Blks) Full Highlights (12/16/2012)

The 5 by 5. One of the most storied in-game statistical feats, only surpassed by the quadruple-double. Very few players have had such a great all-around game. Their names are etched upon the very stone of the NBA itself: Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Derrick Coleman, Vlade Divac, Jamaal Tinsley(!!!), Andrei Kirilenko, and Marcus Camby. Another…

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