Evan Turner 26 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2012)

Evan Turner is a bust. Sure, he can score a bit, maybe pass the ball a bit, but the truth remains that he was the second overall pick. You don’t want a role-player with the second overall. He should take a good hard look at himself in the mirror and say: “I am a lottery…

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Omri Casspi 15 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2012)

Omri Casspi mistakes the members of the Miami Heat for an Islamic terrorist organization and drops 4 bombs in a rain of fire and anguish. I hope that wasn’t too offensive? Here, let’s try again: Omri Casspi makes all 4 of his three pointers in an attempt to prove to Cavaliers fans that he can…

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Ryan Anderson Career High 34 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/23/2012)

The Hornets can’t catch a break, having lost two overtime games in a row. They are squandering Ryan Anderson’s clutchitude. Their gameplan is now “dump it off to Ryan Anderson, who cares if there’s three guys in his face, he’ll just step back on pop treys”. I’ve seen their diagrams in timeout. They don’t even…

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Wesley Matthews 30 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2012)

Shooting some threes was Wesley Much better than Jan Vesely All across the land they say ‘Can you shoot another trey?’ Truly as the sun rises in the east Wesley Matthews is forever a beast Half-baked poetry copyright DownToBuck. All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Al Horford 26 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2012)

Remember Tito Horford? No, you don’t, because he was a totally crap NBA player. But his son, Al, is a total beast. After his embarrassing 1 of 10 performance from the charity stripe, he resolves to not get fouled at all this time. He pretty much succeeded, and went a totally respectable 0 of 1….

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Jeremy Pargo Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

With Kyrie Irving out for a while, it’s time for the much-maligned Jeremy Pargo to emerge from his brother Jannero’s shadow as a beautiful, radiant basketball god. Or maybe just as a serviceable player for a few weeks. Anyway, in his first major minutes wearing the Cavalier’s Mustard and Ketchup unis Pargo comes up big,…

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Andrew Nicholson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

Is Andrew Nicholson the best player to ever come out of St. Bonaventure? No. That’s Bob Lanier. But Nicholson could break into the top three if he continues to throw down MONSTER JAMS with the regularity that he shows in this video. Gustavo Ayon + Andrew Nicholson = most dynamic big man combo in basketball….

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Paul George Career High 37 Points/9 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

After the untimely death of Danny Granger, Paul George was handed the reins of the Pacers franchise. Pretty cruddy position for him to be in, considering the Pacers traded Collison (good player) for Mahinmi (bad player), have no bench, are starting a shooting guard (George Hill) at point, and drafted the useless organ sac Miles…

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Marcus Thornton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

The Suckramento Kings beat the Los Angeles Fakers big last night, mostly due to the substandard play of such overrated players as Dwight Coward, Kobe Cryant, and Pau Gasoft. Marcus Thornton AKA “The Bayou Bomber” didn’t actually bomb anyone (that would be a foul), but he did make some tough shots and ended the night…

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Roy Hibbert First Career Triple-Double 10 Points/11 Blocks/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

Roy Hibbert has not started out the year well, shooting sub-40% and generally not playing up to his contract. What better way to reverse that trend than to get a flippin’ TRIPLE-DOUBLE???? Hibbs turned Robin Lopez into his personal block provider last night, eradicating eight of the popcorn-haired center’s shots alone. Jason Smith was also…

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