Kyle Kuzma 24 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Showing replays of fouls that aren’t made shots is generally a waste of time for everybody involved. It’s a waste of time for you, it’s a waste of time for me, and it’s a waste of time for my kitty Japurri Purrker when he’s waiting for me to finish making highlight videos so I can…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Brandon Ingram is so skinny that he could pass for one of those Thinspiration models, and it looks like he’s allergic to the very concept of weight rooms, but he actually had some powerful finishes through contact in this game, so it really doesn’t matter how many protein shakes he doesn’t drink, does it? I…

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Donovan Mitchell 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Is Donovan Mitchell the reason Ricky Rubio is so underwhelming lately? Like, Rubio saw him constantly taking and making all these tough shots and he thought “why even try I’ve been in the league for years and I can’t even come close to doing this stuff”. It wouldn’t surprise me if that was the case….

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Shabazz Napier 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Shabazz “Shabazzledazzle” Napier has been marginalized for almost his whole time in Portland. If that’s even the right word. Either way, hard to get minutes when you’ve got an All-Star ironman playing ahead of you at your position. Every minute Lillard isn’t in the game for the Blazers feels like wasted time. Just like with…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 22 Points/5 Jumpshots Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s jumpshot form is still totally borked. I think it’s as borked as it was when he came into the league, maybe a little better. Remember when Mark Price fixed it? I bet as soon as he left the gym Kidd-Gilchrist automatically reverted to his old ways. Nothing to be done about it now….

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Avery Bradley 28 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

I’m gonna be honest: once the Pistons got off to that 7-0 start against the Bucks, I turned off the TV, stood up, and went outside. Went for a walk. Life is too short to spend it watching some huge dudes put a ball in a hoop, especially if my geographically-selected huge dudes aren’t even…

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Khris Middleton 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Khris “Khobe” Middleton is off to his usual slow start. Except it’s even slower than usual. Other than that 43 point game and maybe one other, he’s been straight booty. Is he out of shape? Rhetorical question. Yes. He is out of shape, he must be, because he looks a half-step slow so far. Too…

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Dewayne Dedmon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Dewayne “Jumpin’ Jehovah” Dedmon just had a new career high just a few games ago, scoring 19, and no one cared. Well, 1600 of you cared at least a little bit, but that’s not many in the grand scheme of things. But this is one more point than that! So I expect 1700 carers, probably…

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Lauri Markkanen 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Lauri “White Death” Markkanen had a decent outing tonight despite being surrounded by circus clowns masquerading as basketball players. There are lots of ways young players can prove they’re good, and one of those ways is by being good in the face of adversity. They can also prove the same by being good while on…

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Antonio Blakeney 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

The first thing I thought of, immediately, when I saw Antonio Blakeney was this: Flattop-era Brandon Jennings. I’m pretty sure Jennings scored 55 with that thing on his head, so this is a good sign for Sir Blakeney. Another good sign for him: his name really goes well with the title “Sir”. This is an…

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