Tyler Ennis 11 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)

I made these highlights more for me than for you guys. I was having a hard time keeping TJ Warren and Tyler Ennis straight in my head. And now I think I’ve got it! Ennis is a black dude, and so is Warren, but Warren is a lot blacker looking. Easy to remember. Also I…

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Andre Iguodala 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)

Andre Iguodala hasn’t been the same this season. At all. He was a stud last year according to RAPM. One of the best players in the league going by that metric. What happened to turn that guy into this half-dead guy we see now? Is he injured? Did he really like Mark Jackson and quit…

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Mike Dunleavy 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)

Mike Dunleavy lay in bed, content after another victory on the basketball court. He looked over to the vague lump that was the sleeping form of his wife, Caroline, who had surrounded herself most of the sheets in her usual manner. Dunleavy didn’t mind. A lady as fine as Caroline should have all the sheets…

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Terrence Ross 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/14/2014)

I’m still reeling from that time T-Ross scored 51 points. I can barely see straight. Based on his play after that supposed performance I’m beginning to doubt that it even happened. Only 12 points per game this season? It just doesn’t make sense. Of course, the nature of reality makes it very difficult, if not…

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Shabazz Muhammad Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)

I remember way back when I first did Shabazz highlights, all he could do to score was shoot lefty hooks. And dunk. But mainly, lefty hooks. Some things never change. Maybe we should stop viewing this attribute of his game as a negative. Do we say the Curry takes too many threes, or Kareem took…

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Larry Sanders 15 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

Larry Sanders is a valuable player for the Bucks. He anchors their unexpectedly decent defense, and has goggles which look really rad. He might be crazy, but he brings energy to Milwaukee that they need. The only problem is that energy manifests itself as tons of fouls. He hasn’t helped his case by getting on…

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Darrell Arthur 20 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

At the very beginning of this video, one of the Nuggets commentators states his wish that Darrell “The Aardvark” Arthur would have a game where he hits “six or seven” three-pointers. This commentator believes that Arthur accomplishing this feat would lead to a Nuggets win. He’s probably right. Scoring 18 or 21 points on three-pointers…

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Matt Barnes 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

Matt Barnes is 34 years old. This fact wouldn’t be notable except that Barnes got up for a semi-poster on the Greek Freak and then later converted another dunk on a 1-on-0 fast break. At his age, that’s pretty good! He also hit some threes, but anybody can do that. I can do that. Think…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

Giannis screamed. Lying, shivering, in the snowbank, he had no energy left to resist. The hooded figure approached him silently, no face visible beneath a robe made of some dark material, blacker than the deepest black. Once the apparition had reached where Giannis lay, he raised his hand in a beckon to be silent. “Don’t…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

I’m going to try out something new for those who don’t have the time to watch highlight videos: text descriptions of the events contained within! Let’s see how it turns out. Who knows, maybe I’ll start doing this in lieu of the time-consuming videos. Jarrett Jack passes it out to Alan Anderson on the wing,…

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