Timofey Mozgov 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights

“Hey Mozz, you got any plans for after the game?” asked Gary Harris, approaching a sweaty Timofey Mozgov in the locker room. “Some of the other guys said you’re a pretty wild dude.” Timofey’s stony look of tiredness broke into a large smile. “This is true, yes. I like to party in the Russian way….

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Tobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

Tobias Harris continues to have good games. He’s up to 30th in the league in points per game. Vucevic is 26th, Fournier is 41st. So why do the Magic keep losing? I have no answers, since I don’t actually watch the Magic very much (there are a lot of teams to try and keep tabs…

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Amar’e Stoudemire 19 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

The Knicks are really bad again this year. This keeps happening. I’ve been trying to pinpoint some of the reason’s that they are consistently disappointing even their pessimistic fanbase: – They are the Knicks – Shane Larkin is no Jose Calderon – Carmelo is always thinking about playing with Derrick Rose – Dalembert is not…

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Brandon Bass 23 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

There are a lot of odd stats in the NBA. I think that’s the whole reason they play the game; to accumulate numbers for analysis. One of the odder stats is the one for active career playoff free-throw percentage. Who do you think would be the leader? Maybe Steve Nash, yeah, he’s pretty good at…

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Sebastian Telfair 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

Sebastian Telfair was staring, again, at the framed magazine cover he carried with him everywhere. “The Takeover” He thought back to all his friends and admirers back at Lincoln High School. He had the world’s gaze, then. Crossover after deft crossover, pass after dazzling pass, skills honed on the hard streets of New York. “Sebastian…

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Bradley Beal 21 Points/1 Return Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

Computer Consciousness #138A1-581-BB, known to himself as “Bradley Beal”, relaxed in his server cluster. It had been a long day calculating star trajectories for each of the approximately sixty-eight quadrillion such bodies in the observed universe. The task was tedious, but the end result was vital to the goals of the Exouniversal Exploration Consortium, as…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

I don’t even know what a “KnicksTape” is, but whenever I post highlights of a player who’s on the New York Knicks, I get multiple comments merely saying “#knickstape” or a normal comment followed by the same hashtag. Even if the video was something like “Tim Hardaway Junior Gets Blown By 11 times Full Highlights”…

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Ryan Anderson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Ryan Anderson ran. He had to get out of here. They would find the carnage he had created any time now, and they would know who had done it. He stumbled through the once-familiar practice facility, which had now become a maze of torment. Each corner brought the dread of confronting more of the Pelicans…

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Jabari Parker 12 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Jason Kidd must be teaching rookie Jabari Parker a lesson: if you can’t play defense then you’re not going to play near the end of games. It’s a good lesson, I guess, unless you’re the kind of person who just wants to see Jabari score a ton of points. Count me as one of those…

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Ersan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

For being the physical manifestation of my YouTube channel, Ersan Ilyasova hasn’t been playing very well at all. I chose this avatar when he was coming off a strong season where he was second in voting for Most Improved. He was good that year, but I think the toll of having his soul slowly siphoned…

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