Brandon Jennings 29 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u take any shot u want and who give a fuk about the coach #justchuckerthings Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u chuck urself off a team #justchuckerthings Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u take 15 shot a game but u dont…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

This is certainly the best offensive performance, by far, of Greece Lightning’s young career up to this point. He even executed a flawless pull-up jumper that kind of looked like the inimitable KD himself. In case you couldn’t figure out my initialism, I’m talking of course about late 90’s superstar Kornel David. KD was not…

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Dennis Schröder 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

The trajectory of Dënniß ßchrööder appears to be directly upward, at this point. He’s not going to challenge Jeff Teague for starter’s minutes any time soon, but he’s locked down the backup point guard spot and is much improved over last year. I still don’t know what that thing in his hair is, but he…

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Gary Harris 13 Points/1 Dunk Nuggets Debut Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

Joy Holmes-Harris happily watched her son perform for the first time on the biggest stage of all, the NBA. He was already having such a good game, though as always she didn’t know how many points he had and as always it didn’t matter. She wasn’t much of a sports person, her basketball knowledge started…

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Austin Rivers 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

I feel a bit bad about this video. It contains all of Austin Rivers’ 17 points, yes. This isn’t like last time. It was supposed to be a little longer, though. Austin has a block recorded in the box score. I wanted to see him stuff a dunk back in Shabazz Muhammad’s face, and all…

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Zach LaVine 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

Ricky Rubio is gone, presumably having migrated south with the rest of his kind. The Timberwolves should have anticipated this and prepared themselves better; nevertheless, they are now down to two options at point guard: Mo Williams who was an All-Star, and Zach LaVine, who is a rookie and not really a point guard at…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

Kelly’s mind spun. His Rick Wakeman posters, his most prized possessions, including the one signed by the key-master himself, gone. His extensive 400-count collection of vinyl, spanning everything from First Nation tribal music to post-metal to jazzwave, gone. All gone, given the same treatment as an old pizza box, taken away to some dump to…

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Andrew Wiggins 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

I just watched Jabari Parker play some of the worst defense ever as the Bucks lost. That’s why I made these highlights; to see a rookie scoring a bunch of points without me having to even think about other aspects of his game. That’s also why you watch these things, to surround yourself in a…

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Shawne Williams 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

“I can’t believe this,” Shawne muttered, lying on the couch of his cheaply-rented apartment. “I come all the way to Miami only to find out that there’s no LeBron James.” He continued to stew in his misery until his ringing phone disturbed him. “Hello, this is Shawne,” he answered. “Yo Shawne, it’s Luol,” responded the…

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Jarrett Jack 23 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2014)

You know which player I hate? Corey Maggette. He was a chucker and a flailer. That may seem like a bit of useless trivia, but it’s not. Take a look at Jarrett Jack’s face. Who does he remind you of? That’s right. Corey Maggette. For that reason, I can never enjoy watching Jarrett Jack play….

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