Omri Casspi 13 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

There are a lot of things going on in Israel right now (other than basketball). I’m pretty sure that’s where rival highlight maker Dawk Ins lives, so he keeps the place busy. Palestinians, as always, are a point of contention, as is Israel’s right to statehood. The are arguments from both sides on whether Israel…

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Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Steven Adams was busy twanging on his bass, clad in a neon-blue bodysuit, with a teaseled wig on his head. Kendrick Perkins lay slumped over his drum kit, fast asleep. They were waiting for Jeremy Lamb so they could begin practice, and he was never late. Just as Steven was packing up his equipment to…

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Dante Exum 9 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Seeing Dante make all these threes led me to wonder: has he converted any midrange shots at all this year? I don’t think I’ve even seem him take one, let alone make one. Turns out he hasn’t, unless you count 10-footers in the paint, which I don’t. This is a glaring flaw in young Dante’s…

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Arron Afflalo 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

Arron Afflalo is not taking last year’s All-Star snubbing well. His scoring average is way down, and his in-huddle inspirational speeches have turned into rambling monologues on the absurdity of the human condition. The Nuggets must be sympathizing with him, because the whole team is playing below expectations. There is a lot of speculation on…

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Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

At some point last summer, Dion Waiters got pissed at all the haters and tweeted “Men lie women lie BUCKETS DNT” accompanied by some highlights of him getting buckets. Those highlights were created by me, and in the description I mentioned how, while the highlights were impressive, they weren’t good shots or sustainable, and how…

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Gerald Henderson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

After two years of suffering with “best player on a bad team” syndrome, and one year of “second-best player on a mediocre team” syndrome, Gerald Henderson found himself rejected from the Hornets lineup. This was just the second thirty-minute game that Hendo got this year, after averaging thirty minutes per game last year. Is this…

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Taj Gibson 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

Taj Gibson awoke slowly, lacking the energy to even open his eyes. There was a vague pressure on top of him, a pressure which explained why he had just woken up from a dream about being ponderously flattened between two slabs of concrete. A dim dawn-light made the inside of his eyelids a soothing medium-gray…

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Tyler Zeller 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

The Piedmont family, eager for some excitement after weeks of deprivation training at the local desenz facility, were heading towards the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield, Massachusetts. The young Piedmont boys were big basketball fans; at 7’1″ they were a starting point-guard tandem for their local high school team in the class of…

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Tobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

These are the quintessential Tobias Harris highlights. There is no aspect of his game that isn’t adequately represented herein. I actually just deleted all the rest of the Tobes highlights from my channel, even the one from his Bucks days, due to their new-found irrelevance. Deleted the backups, too. Those suckers are gone forever. Forever…

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Shabazz Napier 11 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

I am not a very qualified person to write this description. I know very little of this enigmatic “Shabazz” character. The Heat drafted him so that LeBron would stick around, and we know how that worked out, so in his first major task Napier failed miserably. That’s not a good portent. Other than that tidbit…

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