I just love it when a big dude uses his mass to overpower another big dude in the post. If you watch this video (rather than just reading the description and then leaving, I know you degenerates are out there), you can observe how Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell does exactly that against Jordan Mickey. It’s not…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Yogi Ferrell probably isn’t a starter in this league, but it’s nice to see him play well and secure his spot in the league after being undrafted. At this point, he’s a better player than Dennis Smith Jr., so while DSJ deals with whatever injury it is that he has (it better have been dunk-induced),…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Even if Nic “The Lisieux Laser” Batum hadn’t come right out and said “my injury is affecting the way I play”, most close observers of the Hornets could easily tell that something is wrong with him. He’s normally been an effective shooter who simply had fallen prey to bad shot selection, but now his percentages…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 14 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Dillon Brooks was a second-round pick who came in and did enough of the right things that he’s been awarded the starting shooting guard job (unless Tyreke Evans is the SG, in which case Brooks has been awarded the starting small forward job). That’s the good news. The bad news is that there are few…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 19 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Jayson Tatum’s ROTY of the year chances are extremely slim this year, given the combined presences of Ben Simmons, Donovan Mitchell, and Kyle Kuzma. But it seems like a waste to have a player have such an efficient, impressive rookie season and come away from it without any sort of trophy or accolade. So I…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 20 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Malcolm Brogdon hasn’t responded well to the acquisition and subsequent insertion into the starting lineup of Eric Bledsoe. Not talking about attitude here; if he’s pissed off, he’s expressing his pissedness behind closed doors. Nope, I’m talking about the most important thing of all: his stats. It’s not like they’re even that bad, actually. He’s…
Read MoreRon Baker 11 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Here you go! It’s everyone’s favorite player to patronizingly cheer for due to their hair and the color of their skin, Ron Baker! 11 points! Wow! That is legitimately impressive and not impressive only because of how whitebread he is! Amazing! I don’t see why people can’t instead patronizingly cheer for Ramon Sessions. That guy…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 30 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Is it just me or is Michael Beasley not as smiley as he was in Milwaukee? I know during his short run in Houston he was really intense, bordering on psychotic, but with the Bucks he seemed really happy and mellow. [WEED JOKE]. He actally could’ve used a little more intensity at that time, to…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
I would like to share with you one of the innumerable comments I have received on my videos. This one occupies a very special place in my heart, a distinguished comment that separates itself from the others: “Pistons keep losing” Never before or since have I received such a profoundly sad comment. It came when…
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 15 Points/7 Assists Suns Debut Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
With the way the NBA is now, I knew Isaiah Canaan wouldn’t be out of a job for long. Remember, or if you’re not an obsessive stat-head like me, learn for the first time, that he was 15th in the league in total threes made in the 2015-16 season. Only 14 players canned more triples…
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