Andre Drummond 18 Points/22 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/9/2014)

So apparently Andre Drummond is no longer going out with Jennette McCurdy. It escaped my notice that that relationship ended a long time ago. I can imagine the conversation: “Oh Andre you have so many good qualities but how am I supposed to tell my friends that I’m going out with a guy who can’t…

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Jeff Green 27 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2014)

Whistling a made-up tune, Jeff Green once again consulted the cookbook. “Thinly” slice the potatoes? His hands were so huge that he doubted that he would end up with anything other than gigantic chunks, but he pressed onwards. His mom wanted him to learn how to cook, and by golly, he was going to learn…

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DeMarcus Cousins 28 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/9/2014)

For the first time in a long time, the Kings appear to have a core they can build around: Cousins, Gay, and Thomas. These players all have deficiencies, but it’s a start. Cousins in particular is a big question mark. He kinda looks like this: ?. Does he contain within him the discipline necessary not…

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Kelly Olynyk 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2014)

Kelly Olynyk sat staidly at his keyboard, nestled in a corner of his cramped studio apartment. His rookie salary easily allowed for nicer accommodations, but he preferred the tight space. Not as much room for unnecessary possessions. He was playing a melody that had appeared in his mind during the night. Playing, tweaking, repeating. Fiddling…

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Kyle Lowry Triple Double 20 Pts/11 Asts/12 Rebs Full Highlights (3/9/2014)

The Raptors commentators describe Lowry as someone who has a lot of “intensity”. Which explains why he pisses the opposing team off all the time and is always seemingly itching for a fight. And why he has the reputation (unearned?) of being a team cancer. But does it explain his rotundity? Is his intensity highest…

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Drew Gooden 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/8/2014)

With this game, Drew Gooden is sending a loud-and-clear message to the Bucks: “You should never have amnestied me! Look at what I can do on a team that appreciates my talents!” However, this performance, like all other good performances that Drew Gooden has stumblingly put together, is mere fool’s gold. His complete unwillingness to…

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Manu Ginobili 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2014)

Going in for a layup as he had done thousands of times before, Manu felt confident in his ability to make the shot. He couldn’t get a clear look at the identity of the defender, but it hardly mattered; he could shoot it over almost everybody. Feeling some significant contact on his arm, he hit…

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Pero Antic 16 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2014)

The Hawks really missed Pero Antic while he was out with an injury. Not only because of his shooting range, but because of his center-ness. It turns out that NBA teams don’t play all that well when they don’t have any centers available (Mike Muscala doesn’t count because of how not good he is). Obviously…

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Tobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2014)

In the midst of the awful seasons that various teams around the league are having, the Magic’s own awful season has been largely neglected. They’re really bad, but their roster is not made up of bad players. There are tons of teams who would love to have some of the Magic’s stuff, which isn’t the…

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Tony Wroten Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2014)

If a player gets a career high while playing with the 76ers, does it make a sound? Well the Philadelphia faithful sure made a lot of noise when Tony Wroten scored his 29th and 30th points with a dunk that tied the game late in the 4th. Sure they only scored 1 more point after…

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