Jason Terry 24 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

I’ve been granted the ability to know what’s going on in an NBA player’s head while they’re playing (you’d be amazed, they think about sex like 75% of the time). It also works if I’m watching replays of games. Let’s take a look into Jason Terry’s head. “Ball. Ball. Ball. Ballball. Ball. BALL. Ball. Ballballballball….

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Evan Fournier Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Where did this come from? Evan Fournier’s previous best was 10 (If I remember correctly, damn it basketball-reference just let me check stop being difficult). And now he drops 19 like it’s no big deal? Not that I’m complaing. I like making highlights of French players because the French citizenry are apparently starved for highlights…

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Andre Drummond 17 Points/1 Free Throw Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

You know that funky rule where if a player who got fouled and gets to take free throws isn’t able to due to injury, that the opposing coach gets to choose whoever they want to take them? Yeah. It’s kind of a weird rule. Anyway, if that opposing team is the Pistons, you KNOW who’s…

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Tobias Harris Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Does this dude score a career high every game? It’s starting to seem like it. I fully expect him to have dropped 40 by the time the end of the season rolls around. And not only did he score a career high, his team also won the game! Things are looking up.

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Marquis Daniels 16 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)

Marquis Daniels has been pretty bad this year for the Bucks. He’s supposed to be a good defender, because every horrible offensive player has to be a good defender, right? And I guess he’s okay at it. But his offensive ineptitude is offensive (haha). But you can’t really blame him for sucking, since he’s the…

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Larry Sanders Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)

Is Larry Sanders a candidate for MIP? Definitely. He’s transformed from being a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and doesn’t get any minutes into a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and gets a bunch of minutes. That seems to be the only requirement to win it, just play the…

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P.J. Tucker Career High 18 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2013)

Fans of the defunct children’s cartoon Hey Arnold may remember a certain episode where the titular Arnold is a member of a basketball team. There is also a kid named Tucker on the team, whose dad is the coach. The team’s offensive strategy is “pass the ball to Tucker”, even though he’s a seriously unclutch…

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Paul George 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2013)

Remember Danny Granger? Yeah, I don’t either. The Pacers are Paul George’s team now. Danny Granger being out for the year only helps their chances for a chip, slim as they are. Can they beat the Heat? Maybe if George plays out of his mind and their defense gets even tighter. But even if they…

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Luis Scola 20 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)

Luis Scola is a really good post player. One of the best. But as you will see in these highlights, the Suns basically refuse to let him work on the block anymore and prefer him taking long jumpers. He does have a nice jumper, but telling Scola not to be a post player is like…

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