Michael Carter-Williams 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

The big question of Michael Carter-Williams’ career up to now: was he bad because of his horrible situation or was he in a horrible situation made worse because of his badness? We are closer to figuring out the answer, now that he has been traded to a non-dumpster-fire Bucks team. The early returns on our…

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Tony Snell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Tony “Snells Like Teen Spirit” Snell: should he have stuck with the braids yeah or nah? He’s already distinctive in appearance, but those things just put him over the top. He had the killer trifecta of: 1. Being blacker than an oil spill at midnight during an eclipse 2. Having a face that looks like…

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Adreian Payne 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Now is when we start wondering why Adreian Payne couldn’t even get in games for the Atlanta Hawks. Maybe a winning team doesn’t have time to bring along a semi-raw rookie, but surely they could have found at least some run for him. Him becoming a good player (as he looks like he might with…

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Kyle Korver 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

You know what would be sweet? If someone would make a video that showed all of Kyle Korver’s three point makes in a given season. That would be super fun to watch, I bet, a sensory overload of pure marksmanship. Oh wait. I already did that. And, I’m not gonna lie, it was a blast…

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Michael Beasley 14 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

I didn’t believe it was possible, but Michael Beasley is no longer the biggest headcase on his team. A distinction he held throughout his whole career, from freaking out over his bone and rubbing the wrong knee in Minnesota to eating ice cream using waffle fries as a spoon and annoying LeBron so much that…

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Alexey Shved 19 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

What a fortunate year for Shvedophiles! Alexey started off the year with the 76ers, one of the few times bad enough for him to find a significant role. He even had some good games amidst the tanking sadness! Then, he gets traded to the Rockets! A perfect opportunity to witness from the bench how a…

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Luigi Datome 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Yes! After many long months of waiting, Luigi Datome is getting playing time again! The heir apparent to Brian Scalabrine has appeared in Boston ready to do two things: eat spaghetti and kick ass. And he’s all out of spaghetti. I was always hyped for this dude, mainly because I have an irrational preference for…

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Maurice Harkless 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/8/2015)

Since being dragged to the damp, gloomy dungeon, the days had passed slowly for Moe Harkless. There had been no explanation for his arrest, only a group of thugs led by King Vaughn himself who had burst into his abode and beaten him into submission. When he regained consciousness, he was held by chains to…

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Patty Mills 15 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2015)

“I don’t want to go!” Patty yelled from the backseat of the van he was riding in. “I’m telling you Tim, I’ve got this under control. Really.” Tim Duncan looked in the rear view mirror to see his teammate struggling against his straitjacket. Patty’s eye’s were wild with a mix of fear and insanity. “You…

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Terrence Ross 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2015)

Everything that Terrence Ross does in his career will be viewed through the distorting lens of his 51-point game. It’s like Tony Delk; he was not a notable player in any respect except that one time he got super hot for a whole game. Or Brandon Jennings. Every time I watch that dude I think…

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