Shawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2012)

Is Shawn Marion the craftiest shooter in the league? That’s a stupid question. Of course he is. For a guy whose jumper is shot from in front of his face, he sure manages to score a lot of points. ~~~~flashback to middle school~~~~ “Coach! Travis keeps blocking my shots! Make him stop!” “Now Shawn, if…

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Isaiah Thomas Career High 34 Points (Six Threes) Full Highlights (1/12/2012)

Isaiah Thomas probably can’t even dunk, but does he let that get him down? No. Well, yes. His Youtube search history is littered with stuff like “Air Alert Full Free Version” and “Type short guy dunks in youtube search bar”. But don’t worry yourself little Isaiah, you can still put up 34 points on the…

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Mario Chalmers Career High 34 Points (10 Threes) Full Highlights (1/12/2013)

10 Threes. Holy Balls. That’s a lot, especially for a not great player like Mario Chalmers. Here’s a comprehensive list of people who have made that many: Kobe Bryant, Donyell Marshall, Dennis Scott, JR Smith, Ty Lawson, Ray Allen, Joe Dumars, George McCloud, Peja Stojakovic, and Brian Shaw. Aside from possibly Shaw, Chalmers is the…

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David West Triple Double (14 Pts, 12 Rbs, 10 Asts) Full Highlights (1/12/2013)

The Triple-Double is an alluring temptress. Andray Blatche can attest to that. There are many tales of stat-padding to acquire one. Even Michael Jordan was guilty of such acts. So all the more reason to respect David West. West racked up his 10th and final assist on a nice outlet to Lance Stephenson for a…

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James White 11 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Think about this for a second: there is man on this Earth, who, unaided, can jump from 15 feet to deposit a ball into a cylinder 10 feet in the air. But that’s not the least of it. Get this: while he’s in the air, he takes the ball, and moves it from one hand…

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Pablo Prigioni 12 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Pablo Prigioni is old. But despite his advanced age, he is still a rookie. He does not get to avoid all the rookie hazing. There’s nothing more humiliating than being forced to drink from a beer bong full of vomit by people who are 10 years your junior. Nothing. Trust me on this one. Anyway,…

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Luol Deng 33 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Luol “Based” Deng is probably getting tired of playing 40 minutes per night. Being ridden harder than 2005-era Kobe has got to have some negative effects on one’s performance. It’s really obvious when Deng staggers over to the bench in the middle of a play and passes out into the tray of Gatorade cups. But…

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Randy Foye 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Randy Foye is an okay player. Not really a standout in anything other than three-point shooting. Except for the fact that he has an extremely punchable face. Not quite the most punchable, but if he puts a little work in he can move up on the list. That list being: 1. Danilo Gallinari 2. Matt…

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Paul Millsap 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2012)

Paul Millsap is a great player, but he doesn’t garner much league-wide attention thanks to his below-the-rim, savvy game. Only true connoisseurs of traditional big-man play can appreciate the poetic nuances which pervade every move he makes on the court. His feline grace and poise w-DAMN, DID HE JUST DUNK THAT THING? YES HE DID!…

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Andre Miller 18 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)

In the eyes of the basketball public, Andre Miller is a pretty good player, with a nice, consistent career. “But”, they claim, “he is definitely not a hall of famer”. The hall of fame probability thing on basketball-reference bears this out: he has a 1.4% chance of getting in. What a load of horsecrap. Seemingly…

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