Alex Len 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Just for fun, I looked at some pictures of Alex Len’s home town in Ukraine, Antratsyt. Big props to them, or at least the people who curate their photos on Google Images: it’s not nearly as gray and depressing as I imagined! There are some commieblocks, but that’s to be expected. Other things that Antratsyt…

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Alex Len 24 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

Alex “Alyexsiyiiy” Len looks like a beast in this video. Do I think he is really a beast in real life? Not really. Replace the “ea” in “beast” with a “u” and you’d be getting closer to what I really think about him. But I can’t deny that he sort of totally made Thomas Bryant…

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Alex Len 19 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

Alex Len has valiantly attempted to remain NBA-relevant by adding a three-point shot to his game this year. He sort of had one last year (wait, two years ago, and I’m totally exaggerating because he only shot 12 the whole season), but it seems like he’s being encouraged to shoot it a bit more with…

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Alex Len 22 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Don’t let this video fool you; Alex Len is nearly the same player he was in Phoenix except he has added something of a three-ball. Like his bro Trae Young, he is only capable of having good games if the opposing team has Tristan Thompson on it. Suns fans, don’t worry too much about getting…

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Alex Len 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/21/2018)

Full disclosure: Alex Len is shooting threes now, but you don’t get to see that in this video. Do not click on this video if your only reason for doing is to see Len make jumpers, even two-point ones. You would be disappointed. On the other hand, if you want to see him throw down…

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Alex Len 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

Alex Len has accepted who he is. He has excised the midrange jumper from his repertoire, and now operates almost exclusively around the basket. His percentages were really bad while he was trying to show the Suns that they didn’t draft only a garbageman. I have to imagine that they did think they were getting…

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Alex Len 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

There are a lot of words you can use to describe Alex Len. Many of them start with the letter B: -Big -Badass -Bullying -Bodacious -Beast -Bukranian -Bdidn’t play well enough to get a contract extension -BUS (yes I really mean “bus”, I didn’t forget a letter there, I would never use hurtful language like…

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