Anthony Tolliver 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

LeBron James tossed and turned in his reclined seat on the team plane. Normally he had no problem getting to sleep, even midflight, but now, everything seemed more uncomfortable than usual. He flipped over his pillow, readjusted his noise-cancelling headphones, and pulled his blanket over his head to block out the little light there was…

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Anthony Tolliver 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

No one wants to watch Anthony Tolliver highlights, I don’t want to make Anthony Tolliver highlights, but the universe has decided that Anthony Tolliver highlights will keep appearing. I’m not talking about some sort of god here. Just the concept of chaos and randomness, repeatedly deciding that Anthony Tolliver highlights will appear regardless of their…

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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Anthony Tolliver dunks are an extremely rare occurrence; the dunk seen in this video is just the third of his season, and the first one since early November. Last year, the Tollbooth dunked in ten times, but it’s unlikely he matches that explosive total this season, so nobody should be expecting him to get another…

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Anthony Tolliver 18 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

It’s a little late, but I finally remembered to make Anthony Tolliver highlights! All five of his fans were probably getting a little restive, wondering where the heck they were, but don’t worry! He’s here, he’s wearing a mask, and he didn’t make six threes even though that seems like by far the most likely…

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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2017)

Anthony Tolliver only needs to play for one more franchise to catch the active leader in that category, Ish Smith. He’s at 9 right now. He’s played for San Antonio, Portland (what), Golden State (played a part in getting Curry his first trip-dub), Minnesota (had knee rubbed by Michael Beasley), Atlanta, Charlotte (Bobcats), Phoenix (somehow…

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Anthony Tolliver 15 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

I’m not sure what’s wrong with the Pistons. They’ve lost six in a row now after being at 14-6 through the first twenty games. However, I can, with relative accuracy, pinpoint the cause of this loss to the Celtics where the Detoilet Pissed-Ons only scored 81 points: nobody could shoot the damn ball. Anthony “The…

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Anthony Tolliver 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

How many Kings highlights can I do in a row before I see a mass exodus of subscribers? Before you hit that unsub button: it is not my fault that the Kings had a bunch of average-to-below-average players go off on the same night. I mean, their roster is full of those players, and some…

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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

From DNP-CD’s to 35 minutes in a game: Anthony Tolliver sure has come a long way since the beginning of the season. The Kings are actually have a not-terrible record of seven wins and eight losses since Tolliver has started getting them major minutes (and the known team detriments Afflalo and Lawson have had their…

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Anthony Tolliver 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)

It’s become a recurring theme in Anthony “Tollbooth” Tolliver’s career: he signs with a new team for some smallish amount of money to play a smallish bench role, and by the third month of the season the team in question is starting him because he fits in better with high-usage players than the higher-paid, more…

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Anthony Tolliver 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

Sources within the Kings organization have furnished me with the new year’s resolutions of every player on the team. I am providing this list of resolutions with absolutely no redactions, corrections, or other edits. DeMarcus Cousins: Beat up that reporter for real this time Rudy Gay: Get traded Darren Collison: Don’t beat up any more…

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