Ersan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

As many of you know, I really like Ersan Ilyasova. There was a reason he was my logo for a couple years. But if he is the reason Luke Babbitt isn’t getting any playing time, I am willing to turn on him in an instant. Ilyasova was my past, but Babbitt is my future, except…

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Dennis Schröder 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

This was a good win for the Hawks. They needed every bit of clutchness in Dënniß ßchrööder’s body to pull it off, but they did it. Fanatical proponents of tanking will object that they won this game, but even one win like this against a good team can keep morale up for whole strings of…

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Dennis Schröder Career High 34 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights

Dënniß ßchrööder has seen an increase in his scoring averages every season since he’s been in the league, but when taken per-minute, he’s basically the same player he was in his sophomore season. A little more scoring, same efficiency. If this was just a year-to-year thing, I wouldn’t make any conclusions, but since four years…

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Taurean Prince 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Taurean Prince was the 12th overall pick? I just kind of assumed he was one of those late first-rounders or early second-rounders who ended up being unexpectedly solid. 12th overall? That’s where good players get selected. Luckily, Prince is well on his way to “good” status, but now I’m not surprised about it like I…

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Dennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

First Lieutenant Dënniß ßchrööder, Tank Commader, is looking to earn the dubious “best player on the worst team” title in addition to his prestigious military rank. Last season the title went to Brook Lopez, who now sucks on the second worst team in the league. ßchrööder doesn’t seem likely to leave the Hawks any time…

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Kent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

Just like I’ve been punishing inefficient players by denying them a spot on my channel when they have a high-scoring, low-efficiency game, I should also start rewarding players who put up mediocre scoring totals on exceptional efficiency. First in line to get a highlight video under my new, more egalitarean system: Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore,…

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Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

The three-pointer by Ersan Ilyasova at 1:00 of this vid might be the wettest three of the season so far. Scratch that. It IS the wettest three of the season so far. A perfectly perfect rainbow, dropping directly into rim and volcanoing the net. If that is not enough to get you to watch this…

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Tyler Cavanaugh 13 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Are Tyler Cavanaugh’s eyes a really weird color or am I imagining things? I feel like he could walk into a Twilight convention and just slay absolute poon because every girl there would think he was a sparkly vampire. His paler-than-a-full-moon skin and rigid cheekbones wouldn’t help the situation there. Even I’m finding myself drawn…

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Taurean Prince Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

I’m still hard at work polishing up chapter two of my upcoming “Taurean Prince” sci-fi/fantasy (sci-fantasy) novel. Tentative title being “Twilight Over Taures”, though that may change. The word “twilight” is definitely gonna be part of it though, because I’ve learned that there’s nothing more fantasy-evoking than the concept of twilights/crepuscules/dawns/dusks. So, yeah, keep an…

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Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

I’ve had this problem before, but I am becoming sort of numb to all these good games Ersan Ilyasova is having. I don’t even feel anything when he scores 20. Would I feel anything if he scored 30? I like to think so, but now I’m not so sure. My highlight-receptors are all messed up…

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