Trae Young All 156 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Threeilation)

When the demonic, high-pitched laughter began to emanate from the walls, Trae Young’s heart sank. This had been happening for months now, but it never got any easier. Each visit from the hair gremlins was a uniquely terrifying experience. There was no point in running, either to another room or out of his apartment entirely….

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Kevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

It’s not too early to start the Kevin Huerter retirement tour. We know he’s going to retire at some point, all NBA players do unless they are killed in action or something. So why not get a head start on the jersey-swapping? He can from city to city and swap jerseys with opposing players and…

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Trae Young 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

The end of a great rookie season for Trae Young. Only one player finished with more assists than him in the whole league, some statpadder named Chucksell Statpadbrook. Think about all the great PGs in the league. There’s a lot of them, but Young out-assisted them all. Similarly, only two players finished with more turnovers…

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Taurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

Damn, the season is over already? I realize that I didn’t get to make as many highlights for Taurean Prince as I planned, but I don’t think I even posted a single chapter of my upcoming fantasy/sci-fi epic novel “The Taurean Prince”. Last time I checked, Ferland (the protagonist of this tale) was tasked with…

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Alex Len Career High 33 Points/6 Threes/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

To honor Alex “Oleksiyiykiy” Len’s career high against the Bucks, I have compiled a list of players/people/places/things that Len dominated tonight: -Brook Lopez. Len dunked on him like four times. It was brutal. Usually ‘Nique’s exaggerated commentary is factually wrong, but when he said that Lopez couldn’t guard Len, he was completely right. -Ersan Ilyasova….

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DeAndre’ Bembry 17 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

I have to take this moment to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY. On March 26, 2019, DeAndre’ “Bembs” Bembry scored eighteen points (in twenty minutes) against the Pelicans. That is one off his career high in scoring, which is nineteen points. However, a highlight video depicting the feat was conspicuously absent from my channel, despite…

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John Collins 25 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

By my calculations, which are wholly accurate as well as mostly mathetmatical, John Collins will need to average 31 points per game over these last three (only three????? where did the season go….) Hawks games to average 20 points on the season. Normally when people say so-and-so needs to average such-and-such amount of whatevers to…

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Trae Young 33 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

There are certain games, like this one against the 76ers, where it seems like the John Collins/Trae Young pick-and-roll is unstoppable. Under ideal circumstances, with two talented players, the pick-and-roll is literally unstoppable anyway; there are just too many ways for the ballhandler to counter anything shown by the defense. But the NBA usually isn’t…

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Alex Len 21 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

I still, against my better judgment, am considering making a trip to the Ukraine to visit the places of Alex Len’s youth. However, given the perilous political/military situation in that country, I’ve postponed the trip at least until the offseason. I don’t want to get kidnapped by armed Ukrainian insurgents or by armed Russian conquerors…

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Kent Bazemore 26 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

Kent Bazemore needs to remember that the Hawks have a seriously heavy-duty tank rolling right now, and the goal is to roll right into the land of Zion. Zion Williamson, that is. Being part of the tank squad carries with it certain responsibilities, the most crucial of which is being mindful to not score enough…

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