Dewayne Dedmon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Dewayne “Jumpin’ Jehovah” Dedmon just had a new career high just a few games ago, scoring 19, and no one cared. Well, 1600 of you cared at least a little bit, but that’s not many in the grand scheme of things. But this is one more point than that! So I expect 1700 carers, probably…

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Kent Bazemore 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

When I saw that Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore had 22 points and seven assists last night, my heart dropped like a stone. 22 points I can live with, I’ll survive that, but add seven assists on top of that and all of a sudden I run the real risk of falling into a boredom-induced coma…

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Tyler Cavanaugh 16 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

I’m so happy right now. Like, I’m just sitting here with a big-ass smile on my face. You can guess why I’m so happy. It’s super obvious. That’s right: because this video is something that I’d do near the end of the season, when all the low-tier role-players are getting tons of minutes. But it’s…

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Taurean Prince 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2017)

So I know I promised you guys that I would write up the first chapter of my new sci-fi novel entitled “Taurean Prince”, which isn’t about the basketball player at all but is instead about the Prince of a race called the Taures who live on a different planet, but it turns out that I’ve…

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Kent Bazemore 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

Kent Bazemore’s singular greatest career accomplishment might have been turning his experience as the seventh man on that 60-win Hawks team, then being the starter next year on a 50-win Hawks team, into a big-boy $70 million deal that pays him like a primary scoring option. Whoever his agent is, I want to hire him…

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John Collins 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2017)

I truly think that right now, the thing holding John Collins back from greater things, or at least more general hype, is his name. John Collins. I’m trying to think of a boringer name, and it’s hard. There are definitely no first names as lame as John. Collins isn’t as lame as like “Williams” but…

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Dewayne Dedmon Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2017)

The good thing about making Dewayne Dedmon highlights is that he doesn’t have any real diehard fans, so I can say whatever I want about him. With the more popular players, it’s a real balancing act between what I really think (usually negative things) and what fans really think (usually positive things). I can’t call…

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Isaiah Taylor 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

Is it fair to say that Isaiah Taylor is already a better player than Tyshawn Taylor ever was? For those of you who don’t remember, Tyshawn Taylor played two seasons for the Nets, 2012-13 and 2013-14. He averaged, like, three points per game and wasn’t very good so he just didn’t play in the league…

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Dewayne Dedmon 15 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

The Hawks’ signing of Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon made very little sense to me when it happened and it still doesn’t make much sense to me. The Hawks are clearly tanking, so there’s not any point in having a solid, low-scoring, low-upside bigman on your team. What’s he gonna do? Instill a winning culture with…

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Luke Babbitt 17 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

#babbersnation unite! The Hawks have found their Ersan Ilyasova replacement of the future, and his name is Luke Babbitt! The amount of confidence they are showing in him is astounding: “Hey you get the start tonight oh and why don’t you guard LeBron James while you play for all but seven minutes of the game?…

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