DeAndre’ Bembry 16 Points/6 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

DeAndre’ Bembry’s astoundingly low popularity on my channel is disappointing, but not unexpected. He’s not really a flashy player, nor a particularly good one, but he’s been playing well enough to get a steady stream of videos from me that garner anywhere from three hundred to nine hundred views a piece. Honestly, it’s gotten to…

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Kevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Kevin “Butthuert” Huerter, with his seventeen points in this game, didn’t quite match the 29 points he scored two games ago to help knock off the Sixers, but the result was similar, as the Hawks beat a Thunder team that’s “allegedly” “good” while being “led” by “Russell Westbrook”. Butthuert AKA Kevin Huerant did little to…

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Trae Young 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Is Trae Young the second coming of Pistol Pete Maravich on the Hawks? I’m about to do some digging to find out, keeping in mind that I don’t watch a lot of old NBA film and most of my knowledge about these old heads is sourced from mainstream media and Wikipedia. Both Young and Maravich…

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Alex Len 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Just for fun, I looked at some pictures of Alex Len’s home town in Ukraine, Antratsyt. Big props to them, or at least the people who curate their photos on Google Images: it’s not nearly as gray and depressing as I imagined! There are some commieblocks, but that’s to be expected. Other things that Antratsyt…

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John Collins 26 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

John Collins did not miss a shot in this game until there were eight minutes left in the fourth quarter. From the beginning of this vid to the end (which is that possession), you are seeing all of his field goal attempts, both makes and misses. Truly, I am redefining the meaning of “Full Highlights”….

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DeAndre’ Bembry 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

It’s official: DeAndre’ Bembry HATES the city of Milwaukee. He averages 13 points per game over his career against them, the most he averages against any single team, as compared to his 6 ppg career average. The damage inflicted on the city would’ve been even greater had he not been DNPed in 6 of his…

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Trae Young 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Just like the Trevor Ariza video I uploaded an hour ago (and which is sitting at zero views currently – I expected at least one or two), which depicted Ariza barely missing a triple-double (he was one rebound short), this video shows Trae Young just barely missing the triple-double cutoff of ten assists. And when…

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Dewayne Dedmon 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

If Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon had gotten a triple-double this game, it would have ranked as one of the unlikelist triple-doubles of the season. Actually, scratch that. It would have been the undisputed least-likely triple-double of the season, ahead of Kyle Anderson’s by a significant amount because Dedmon isn’t known as a passer. As it…

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John Collins 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

We can now add “makes game-winners regularly” to the list of reasons why John Collins should definitely be an All-Star this season. The full list of reasons can be found below: -Makes game-winners regularly (or “clutch late-game shots”, which are different from game-winners; however, for the purposes of this list, they are the same thing)…

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Kevin Huerter Career High 29 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Today’s DTB challenge: figure out a good comparison for Kevin Huerter who ISN’T melanin-deprived. I’ll let you work on it for a bit, and then reveal my answer. Tough, huh? The problem with human brains (among other things, like not ever being able to stop thinking about naked females), is that they are simply incapable…

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