Jabari Parker 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

It has become clear after watching some Hawks games that Hawks commentator Dominique Wilkins cannot get enough of Jabari Parker. “They gotta get the ball to Parker” “Parker can really score the ball” “They just cannot stop Jabari Parker” “Run the offense through Jabari”. If he were the coach, he’d run every play through Parker,…

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Kevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

It surprises me that, during the full minute-plus runtime of this video, the word “confidence” (or its derivatives, like “confident” or “confidently”) was not uttered even one time. I think. I don’t listen to the commentary as closely as I should when I make these things, so it’s possible that somebody uttered it while I…

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Jabari Parker 25 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

One of my duties as the world’s preeminent YouTube highlights superstar (a title bestowed on me by… me, but only because I was tired of waiting for someone else to do so) is to look at every single dunk that occurs is an NBA game in order to ponder its possible inclusion in my dunks…

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De’Andre Hunter 16 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

We are still waiting for the true breakout game from De’Andre Hunter. I don’t want to sound impatient, because after all he is only 6 games into his career, but I’m pretty sure Trae Young was putting up 40 and 15 regularly by this point. We are also still waiting for the true breakout game…

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Jabari Parker 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

The NBA is being surprisingly harsh on these suspensions for a league where everone knows that everyone is juicing. John Collins is out for 25 games for using some HGH or something, even though LeBron James literally drinks from water bottles labeled “Human Growth Hormone” during games. I don’t even want to guess who’s going…

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DeAndre’ Bembry 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/31/2019)

When TNT decided to nationally broadcast this game, they thought they were getting Jimmy Butler versus Trae Young. Instead, what they got was Kendrick Nunn versus DeAndre’ Bembry. Ratings through the roof on that, for sure. Probably better than the other TNT game tonight which was supposed to be Zion Williamson versus Nikola Jokic and…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2019)

How many bad teams does Jabari Parker have to be one before one of the finally goes “yeah, sure, you can dominate the ball for the entire game and score twenty points per game if you want, not like we have anything better going on with our offense anyway”? The Bulls (bad team) decided that…

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De’Andre Hunter 14 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/24/2019)

I’m still getting used to all these new rookies, so forgive me for being surprised to find out that De’Andre Hunter was actually drafted higher than Cam Reddish. Wasn’t there, like, a ton of hype for Reddish during college/high-school? I swear there was a ton of hype for him, meanwhile, I can’t recall much hype…

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Jabari Parker 18 Points/4 Dunks Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/24/2019)

Things may not have worked out between Jabari Parker and the Bucks, but I don’t feel any animosity towards him at all. Maybe I did, a little bit, when he would sulk and not play defense and be jealous of Giannis’ status as the star of the team, but now? No way. I’m just happy…

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Vince Carter All 15 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

This video stands as the penultimate section of the upcoming “Vince Carter All 878 Dunks Full Highlights (1998-2020 Career Dunkilation)” video. I’m presuming that he dunks it at least one time during this season (though that’s not a given, since ACL integrity decreases exponentially with age such that by the time he’s 46 years old…

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