DeAndre’ Bembry 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Two very notable things happened in this game. Notable thing one: DeAndre’ Bembry achieved the coveted “Scrub by Five” by recording two or more of each of the following stats: points (14), rebounds (7), assists (4), steals (2), and blocks (4). That’s a lot of stats for a guy like Bembry, who is not known…

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Jeremy Lin 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Uh oh. The “start Jeremy Lin instead of Trae Young” talks have, officially, begun. The Hawks commentators were carefully, without trying to offend anybody, talking about it, and that’s official enough for me. Everyone knows that commentators are mouthpieces for the organization. If they’re talking about it, that means that someone high up told them…

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Vince Carter 14 Points/25,000 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Vince Carter is immortal. Truly, literally, immortal. I am convinced (get it, conVINCEd????? hah!) of this fact. If you can show me evidence of his mortality, I can show you a picture of my butthole. So, sure, 25,000 points is very exciting and this is a great accomplishment for him. But how much does it…

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Jeremy Lin 26 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Jeremy Lin-stans all the world around got their wish tonight: Lin played way more than Trae Young. Okay, maybe not “way” more, but he did play more. He did play “way” better. If by “better” you mean “made more shots”, which I think is a fair criterion for better-ness. Lin still has a huge fanbase,…

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John Collins 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

Now that John Collins is back, the Hawks can start trying to win some games here. He was one of their best players last season, a nice surprise with the 21st pick, and even with the injury he had a whole offseason to get better. I’m being sarcastic (the Hawks definitely don’t want to win…

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Trae Young 25 Points/17 Assists Full HIghlights (11/19/2018)

Yes, the first part of your intuition is correct, 17 assists IS the most assists any player has had this season. The second part is totally wrong though. 25 points isn’t even close to the most points any player has scored this season. Some dude just scored 60, I don’t remember his name. Kimbo Slice…

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DeAndre’ Bembry 13 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

I really want DeAndre’ Bembry to exceed his career high of 13 points, but he just doesn’t seem capable of it. Three times this season (and once last season) he has scored that exact amount. However, in fairness to Bembry, his minutes are a bit down in the past few games for unknown reasons. If…

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Taurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

It’s good that Taurean Prince took a little break from being way too good. He ended last season scoring 20 seemingly every game, which was cool at first but then I started getting annoyed. And then he started this season the same way! I thought I was going to have to make a Prince highlight…

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Trae Young 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

This is Trae Young’s first game with 4 or more triples since his third game as a pro. He’s seemingly forgotten how to shoot over the past few, as his percentage on triples has dropped to 26 percent. It’s an issue of shot selection, surely: hard to be efficient when you’re jacking them from the…

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Miles Plumlee 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! SOMETHING VERY UNEXPECTED JUST HAPPENED IN THE NBA! DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST! REASON FOR ALERT: MILES PLUMLEE JUST TOOK ANDRE DRUMMOND OFF THE DRIBBLE FROM THE TOP OF THE THREE POINT LINE! TWICE! When I saw…

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