Taurean Prince Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

THE TAUREAN PRINCE CHAPTER II: Ominous Portents —————- Ferland lay face down on his bed for a bit longer, relishing the anger he felt. He was but one Arponian cycle from coronation day, yet he was still treated as a child! He imagined various ways he could get back at those who wronged him, Freylin…

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Marco Belinelli 22 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

Whenever I have to make a Marco Belinelli highlight video, I can’t stop thinking to myself, man, I could really go for a big plate of pasta right now. It doesn’t matter what time of day it is (it’s morning here in Wisconsin right now), or whether I’ve just eaten (hint: the pre-packaged breakfast food…

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Kent Bazemore 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

Kent Bazemore finished out the month of January strong with an efficiently-produced 25 points on 8-of-11 shooting and five assists, a performance which placed him third on basketball-reference’s ranking of all of yesterday’s statlines (behind McCollum’s 50 and Kemba’s 38). Of course, nobody cares about Kent Bazemore, so his good game will be mostly ignored,…

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Kent Bazemore 22 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

Jeff Teague either lost this game for the Timberwolves, or Kent Bazemore won this game for the Hawks. Or both. Could be both. No reason it couldn’t be both. Either way, Teague was straight-up embarrassed by Bazemore tonight, twice getting rejected on what looked to be open layups by the fleet-footed Baze. I would make…

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Tyler Dorsey 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

With this game, Tyler Dorsey OFFICIALLY becomes the highest-scoring Dorsey in NBA history. Let’s run down the list of scrubs who he just savagely destroyed, and whose careers he just made into complete laughingstocks: 1. Joey Dorsey. Career-high: 13 points. He does, however, beat everybody else rather significantly in the “total career points” category, with…

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Taurean Prince 21 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Most teams in the NBA have a “big three” or something close to it. At a minimum they have a “big two”, meaning they have two players who are both part of the long-term plans of the team and have at least fringe All-Star potential. My entire life revolves me attempting to determine the “big…

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Kent Bazemore 26 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Attention Hawks TV people: no one watching your telecast needs to see an interview with some dude talking about some UFC propaganda. And if they did need to see it for some reason, which they wouldn’t, but let’s just say for the sake of example, it could wait until there wasn’t ACTUAL NBA action that…

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John Collins 18 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

How do real-life Southerners feel about John Collins’ nickname of “John the Baptist”? On one hand, it’s a hella rad nickname because it references Collins’ proclivity for putting dudes on posters with his wiry, high-flying whamjams. One the other hand, it trivializes an important figure of Christianity, sort of an implicit “Christianity’s not that important…

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Ersan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

As many of you know, I really like Ersan Ilyasova. There was a reason he was my logo for a couple years. But if he is the reason Luke Babbitt isn’t getting any playing time, I am willing to turn on him in an instant. Ilyasova was my past, but Babbitt is my future, except…

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Dennis Schröder 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

This was a good win for the Hawks. They needed every bit of clutchness in Dënniß ßchrööder’s body to pull it off, but they did it. Fanatical proponents of tanking will object that they won this game, but even one win like this against a good team can keep morale up for whole strings of…

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