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Taurean Prince 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Taurean Prince was the 12th overall pick? I just kind of assumed he was one of those late first-rounders or early second-rounders who ended up being unexpectedly solid. 12th overall? That’s where good players get selected. Luckily, Prince is well on his way to “good” status, but now I’m not surprised about it like I…

Dennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

First Lieutenant Dënniß ßchrööder, Tank Commader, is looking to earn the dubious “best player on the worst team” title in addition to his prestigious military rank. Last season the title went to Brook Lopez, who now sucks on the second worst team in the league. ßchrööder doesn’t seem likely to leave the Hawks any time…

Kent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

Just like I’ve been punishing inefficient players by denying them a spot on my channel when they have a high-scoring, low-efficiency game, I should also start rewarding players who put up mediocre scoring totals on exceptional efficiency. First in line to get a highlight video under my new, more egalitarean system: Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore,…

Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

The three-pointer by Ersan Ilyasova at 1:00 of this vid might be the wettest three of the season so far. Scratch that. It IS the wettest three of the season so far. A perfectly perfect rainbow, dropping directly into rim and volcanoing the net. If that is not enough to get you to watch this…

Tyler Cavanaugh 13 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Are Tyler Cavanaugh’s eyes a really weird color or am I imagining things? I feel like he could walk into a Twilight convention and just slay absolute poon because every girl there would think he was a sparkly vampire. His paler-than-a-full-moon skin and rigid cheekbones wouldn’t help the situation there. Even I’m finding myself drawn…

Taurean Prince Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

I’m still hard at work polishing up chapter two of my upcoming “Taurean Prince” sci-fi/fantasy (sci-fantasy) novel. Tentative title being “Twilight Over Taures”, though that may change. The word “twilight” is definitely gonna be part of it though, because I’ve learned that there’s nothing more fantasy-evoking than the concept of twilights/crepuscules/dawns/dusks. So, yeah, keep an…

Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

I’ve had this problem before, but I am becoming sort of numb to all these good games Ersan Ilyasova is having. I don’t even feel anything when he scores 20. Would I feel anything if he scored 30? I like to think so, but now I’m not so sure. My highlight-receptors are all messed up…

Dennis Schröder Career High 33 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Dënniß ßchrööder, with this performance, has shown who the real savior of basketball in Germany is. It’s not Dirk Nowitzki, and it’s definitely not Maxi Kleber. Those two dudes are crying in their beds right now, knowing that they are obsolete. Can you guess who it is? You should be able to, if not, look…

Malcolm Delaney 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

If I’m a Thunder fan, which I’m not (my username would be xXWestbrookGeorgeAnthony_2017_ChampionshipXx if that were the case), I’d be pissed off that Malcolm Delaney hit four three-pointers against my team. Remember, Delaney is the dude who, last year, had an unbelievably wet midrange jumper but also had a shooting range which stopped hard at…

Ersan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Ersan Ilyasova was really clutch in this one. First a clutch deep-corner three while destroying the gonads of Steven Adams, then a clutch rebound that destroyed the headband of Carmelo Anthony, then the foul-draw resulting in two clutch game-tying free throws. Then Russell Westbrook had to come in and ruin everything. Still, great game by…