Mike Scott 20 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2015)

Mike Scott sat in an isolated corner of the locker room, his back toward the rest of his team, a black cloak over his shoulders. He appeared to be concentrating very intently on something. Curious, Kyle Korver sidled over, close enough to hear mumbled words coming out of his teammate’s mouth. “Nine of Wands –…

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Kyle Korver 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2015)

“How do you not know where he is?” “There’s Kyle again, wide open. WIDE OPEN. How do you lose Kyle Korver?” “You gotta keep a man on him at all times.” “Tom Thibodeau look’s like he’s gonna go on a killin’ spree after Kyle makes yet another three.” The best part of any Hawk’s broadcast…

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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)

When I was watching this game, I was awestruck by DeMarre Carroll’s luscious dreads. I began to have feelings for them that I have not felt in some time. Honestly, I felt a rush that I had not felt since I first watched a George Clinton video at the age of six. Then, in comes…

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Kent Bazemore 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2015)

Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore kinda looked like a beast-in-the-making during his short stint with the Lakers last year. He had a bit of a turnover problem, but he scored well on good percentages. When he signed with Atlanta, I knew that we would be waiting a while to see a re-emergence of that potential, given…

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Al Horford Triple Double 21 pts/10 asts/10 rebs Full Highlights (1/13/2015)

The NBA has done us all a great disservice. This is not a triple-double. The box score may say it is. The title of the video itself may say it is. Ask Dominique Wilkins, and he’ll say that it is. Adam Silver is likely phoning Al Horford himself to congratulate him on this “achievement”. How…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2015)

Kyle Korver has fallen out of the 50-40-90 club, everyone’s favorite arbitrary creation to showcase that Larry Bird really was one of the best of all time for real guys I’m serious. Actually, maybe the Korveman is back in it now after this good shooting performance, I’m too lazy to calculate it. Fine. Okay, I’m…

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Pero Antic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

Fans of Macedonian basketball are surely saddened by the lack of playing time for their country’s sole NBA representative, Pero Antic. There’s not much to be done about it. Al Horford is finally healthy again, and he’s getting the bulk of the minutes at center, as he should. Last year’s “everyone in the starting lineup…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

The moniker “Spurs of the East” is tired and lame. Nobody wants to hear that lame stuff anymore. I have devised a new, bold moniker for the Hawks that perfectly encompasses the teamwork and ball movement that make up their system: “Hawksketball”. Stop laughing. You’re stupid. This is a good idea, and when I start…

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Paul Millsap 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2014)

The mood in the locker room was subdued; most of the Hawks players were silently contemplating their own role in the blowout loss they had just suffered against the Bucks. However, the always upbeat Kent Bazemore was chatting to Paul Millsap about his good performance. “You did great out there, Paul. Just bring it again…

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DeMarre Carroll Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2014)

Is it just me or does DeMarre Carroll kind of look like that guy on the cover of “Exmilitary” by Death Grips? His hair is different, but he’s got the same homeless dude’s beard and wrinkly face. I don’t know if musically he sounds like “Exmilitary” though, or like any of their other albums. The…

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