Lou Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2014)

“Hey, Lou, what are you dressed up like that for?” Paul Millsap asked, looking his teammate up and down in disbelief. “Nobody looks like that going to the club.” Lou Williams, looking dapper in a navy-blue turtleneck, skinny black jeans, and tinted glasses, laughed airily. The small silver chain around his neck jangled. “I’m not…

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Mike Scott 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/28/2014)

If the Hawks end up losing this series I’m gonna be pissed. I, along with everyone else, want to see an upset. There’s nothing more fun than watching the Hawks’ players taking turns adding gasoline to the dumpster fire that is the Pacers. It was Mike Scott’s turn tonight. I wondered if he’d go off…

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DeMarre Carroll 18 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2014)

I don’t even know what’s going on with the Pacers now. Superstar Paul George getting outplayed by DeMarre frickin’ Carroll? They could still easily win the series, but the Hawks have shown their weakness. That being: play basketball and eventually they will get all mopey and stop moving the ball. DeMarre Carroll has been the…

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Kyle Korver 20 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/24/2014)

The NBA and its assorted commentators have a strange fascination with arbitrary records. “Colonel McDickles is the first player to score 22 or more points while shooting 60% from the field in the first quarter of consecutive road games in the history of the NBA! Isn’t that a sweet and totally notable achievement?” I actually…

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Lou Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)

It seems to be the consensus that every team needs a midget shooting guard to come off the bench and chuck. Whenever a point guard struggles to find his teammates, fans suggest that he would be good in a “sixth man scorer” type role. I blame Jason Terry and Jordan Crawford, two players who have…

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Pero Antic Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

What’s up with the Pacers? They’ve been looking like total crap lately. Playing like it too. (Zing!). The Hawks aren’t any good really and they still totally destroyed those losers. I blame Paul George for not being a superstar like everyone told me he was. I also blame Pero Antic, who scored 16 on them…

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Mike Scott 26 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2014)

Injuries are finally catching up to the Hawks, who are now fighting for their playoff lives. It was just a matter of time after Horford went down that they would remember that he was the whole reason they were good and start sucking. Mike Scott is acting as a surrogate Horford, and is kind of…

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Jeff Teague 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2014)

After getting a shiny 32-million contract, Jeff Teague’s shooting numbers have predictably regressed. He is barely above 30% on threes. A common syndrome among NBA players, this reduction in play quality is referred to as “getting paid”. It happens all the time, and it is almost expected that a player’s numbers will stop improving after…

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Shelvin Mack 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

Shelvin “Mackaroni and Cheese” Mack almost defies description. I’m struggling to come up with a good analogy for his play style. The closest I’ve got is comparing him to his namesake pasta dish, macaroni and cheese. Shelvin’s scoring ability is the noodles, the main attraction. Without the scoring-noodles, nobody would even want to eat this…

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Pero Antic 16 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

Pero Antic keeps having these “okay” games. 16 points is cool. 17 points would have been cooler but the racist and biased scorekeepers took one of his points away. (to be fair his foot was totally inside the arc but that doesn’t disprove my assertion that the scorekeepers hate Macedonians.) But he can’t seem to…

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