Austin Rivers Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

“Dear Diary, Today after the game, Daddy came up to me and held me by the shoulders and told me that I’m playing really really good as the “fokill point” of the team. I was so happy when he said that, because I’ve been trying hard to play good and make him proud, but sometimes…

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Austin Rivers Career High 36 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Come on. Austin Rivers scores a career high 36 points and hits 6 threes, including some clutch ones late in the game, as the undermanned Clippers beat James Har_en and his Rockets and Mike Breen can’t give us even one “BANG!”? If this was Stephen Curry, he would’ve delivered 6 bangs, one for each triple….

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Austin Rivers 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

“Dear Diary, People on the team keep talking about “trade rumors”. I didn’t know what “trade rumors” were, other than they sounded really scary, so I asked daddy what a “trade rumor” was and why DeAndre would have one. Daddy told me that “trade rumors” happen all the time and that I shouldn’t worry about…

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Austin Rivers 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2017)

The Clippers, in the span of a short few months, have gone from a perennial solid playoff team to what we have today: a whole bunch of scrubs and DeAndre Jordan. Him, Austin Rivers, and Lou Williams are the only decent players that played tonight. Hopefully Gallinari comes back soon, because a team that has…

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Austin Rivers 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2017)

“Dear Diary, I did a bad thing. A very bad thing. Everyone thinks it was an accident. But I know it wasn’t. When dumby butt-face Chris got traded, I knew Blake and me were going to become best friends. He was always so nice to me even when Chris was making me cry. But then…

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Austin Rivers 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

Details are leaking out about how wonky the Clippers’ locker room was with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin trying to be co-alpha dogs. I wouldn’t be surprised if details of the violent nature eventually came to light. Griffin getting heated, maybe shoving Paul a little bit, and Paul flopping down a flight of stairs or…

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Austin Rivers 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

“Dear Diary, It’s been a long time since I wrote to you, but I’ve been having so much fun with my new friends that I sort of forgot. I know you won’t be too mad, though. You and me share everything, Diary. When I found out that stupid poopy-butt Chris got traded to the Rockets,…

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Austin Rivers 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

“Dear Diary, Life is so unfair! When that stupid butt-face Chris hurt his hand while playing with his blocks or doing some other baby thing, daddy made sure that he gave me a lot of minutes. He didn’t believe me when I told him over and over how I should be the starting point guard…

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Austin Rivers 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)

“Dear Diary, Today after we lost to the poopy 76ers, daddy was really mad. He told us that even though we don’t have Chris we need to play better. When he said that I almost started to cry because daddy always talks about Chris but when I play good he never tells me how good…

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Austin Rivers 27 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Austin Rivers: kind of a good player now? He’s been playing like this for a while now, long enough that it might not be a fluke. I’ve done my fair share of hating on him (as has just as about everyone else), but he’s proving his haters wrong by, you know, not being totally garbage…

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