Ben Simmons 27 Points/0 Dunks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

You might think I’m dissing Ben Simmons by mentioning the fact that he didn’t dunk this game in the video title. I swear I’m not. I’m just trying to be helpful. There are a whole bunch of people out there who do not want to watch a Simmons vid if it doesn’t have Thunders from…

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Ben Simmons 23 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

Once again, Ben Simmons falls just short of a triple-double. In case he hasn’t realized it yet, I’m going to tell him: this is the NBA. This isn’t LSU anymore, there’s no one to hold your hand and tell you when you need to start grabbing more rebounds. When you realize that you have over…

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Ben Simmons 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHO SHOULD HAVE DEFERRED REBOUNDS TO BEN SIMMONS SO HE COULD GET A TRIPLE-DOUBLE POWER RANKINGS: 1. J.J. Redick. What are you doing getting eight rebounds man? You’re old and you have T-Rex arms. 2. Dario Saric. Soft euros aren’t allowed to get rebounds. 3. Robert Covington. Just because you got paid doesn’t…

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Ben Simmons 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

This is why the NCAA banned dunking. Right here. Just watch this video and try to tell me that you don’t feel disgust burning in the pit of your stomach. Such barbarity I have never before seen on an NBA court. Ben Simmons did receive one technical for hanging on the rim. That was great,…

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Ben Simmons 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

I’m glad to see that Ben Simmons is benefiting from what I call the “Giannis Effect”. Named after everyone’s favorite Greek, the Giannis Effect is when a certain player’s teammates shoot the ball as soon as they receive it from said player, in order to get that player more assists. I’m not denigrating the quality…

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Ben Simmons Triple Double 14 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

Ben Simmons is already exceeding expectations in a 76ers uniform. Watch him play is a joy, a delight, a treat, a privilege (check it), it’s hard to be critical of anything he is doing. Only the curmudgeonliest and most cantankerous haters could have anything negative to say about him at this point. With that said……

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Ben Simmons 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

Some people have been saying recently that Ben Simmons is too good for my channel. That he has somehow graduated from being eligible for DTB highlights. Well, here’s a news flash for you bozos: every rookie is eligible for my channel. There is no such thing as a rookie who is too good to get…

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Ben Simmons 24 Points/9 Assists/3 Jumpshots Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED! BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED! BEN SIMMONS NOW MAKES JUMPSHOTS SO REGULARLY THAT AN ALERT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED! It is official: Ben Simmons is a jumpshot shooter/maker. There is no point for the “Ben Simmons Jumpshot Alert” anymore, because it is no longer…

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Ben Simmons 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

I need to start a storyline for Ben Simmons. This year will be my only chance, because the rule is that NBA stop being rookies after their first year in the league. So I gotta get going. But I don’t even have any good ideas! Here are a few concepts I have come up with,…

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Ben Simmons 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

Ben Simmons needs to average a triple-double this season. He’s not even far off the pace right now, only a few assists shy. Points and rebounds are the simple part; just spam shots and abandon playing defense in order to grab boards and you can get 10 of each easily. Assists, though, are pretty tough….

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