Bismack Biyombo Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Bismack Biyombo’s previous career high of 17 came in game 7 of the Raptors’ series against the Heat, a clutch performance that was likely the one that earned him his ridiculous contract. That performance wasn’t anything special offensively, and as you can probably imagine, neither is this one. If you were imagining something akin to…

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Bismack Biyombo 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Bismack Biyombo is getting paid 17 million dollars this year to average 5/5/0/0/1. Next year he’ll also be getting paid 17 million dollars. The year after that, he has a player option, which means that he’ll be getting paid another 17 million dollars, unless his agent advises him that he can get a max contract…

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Bismack Biyombo 14 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

It’s games like this that make you think that maybe Bismack Biyombo ISN’T the second-most overpaid player in the NBA behind Joakim Noah. A guy who can give you essentially a 15/15 line with good defense (sorry Vuc you don’t) would obviously be worth hella money to any team. The problem is, Biyombo isn’t a…

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Bismack Biyombo 13 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

Nobody really cares about Bismack Biyombo anymore. The only reason he ever got any attention in the first place was his competent performance in the playoffs for the Raptors last year. Raptors fans are large in quantity and are always looking for players to hype up, and when the Bizzy Body started throwing down dunks…

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Bismack Biyombo 15 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

You can tell by the Nuggets’ bench reaction that Bismack Biyombo’s hard tumble in the fourth quarter of this game looked gnarly as heck. Double gnarly. You don’t even need to see the fall itself. I didn’t show any replays, because when it happened live, the first thing I thought was “Kevin Ware 2.0”, and…

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Bismack Biyombo Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2016)

I don’t think there are many things more clutch than scoring a career high in a game seven. And I don’t think that there were many people out there who had ventured to affix the “clutch” label on Bismack Biyombo. If we evaluate this performance honestly, Biyombo scoring seventeen is comparable to Stephen Curry scoring…

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Bismack Biyombo 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2016)

Why does Michael Jordan hate Bismack Biyombo? What kind of twisted “talent-evaluator” would fail to see the pure potential oozing out of Bismack’s pores? First he ruined Kwame Brown, and he was well on his way to ruining this promising talent before Toronto stepped in. I’ve ragged on Bismack in the past for sucking on…

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Bismack Biyombo 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Bismack “The Bizzy Body” Biyombo has been a total rebound machine for the Raptors in the absence of any other capable center on the team. The twelve he had in this game as actually pretty wimpy compared to the twenty he pulled down in the Raptors’ previous game against the Mavs. However, there is a…

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Bismack Biyombo Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)

I’m not here to argue the merits of taking Bismack Biyombo with the 7th overall pick. It is what it is. Why not go for the next Mutombo? He’s been as good as advertised on the defensive end, and as poor as advertised on offense. He’s like the opposite of Al Jefferson, as opposite as…

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Bismack Biyombo 11 Points/10 Rebounds/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

I have compiled a list of nicknames suitable for Bismack Biyombo. 1. Bustmack Biyombo 2. Bismack Bustombo 3. Bismack Biyombust 4. Bustmack Bustombo 5. Bustmack Biyombust 6. Bismack Bustombust 7. Bustmack Bustombust However, none of them really captures my imagination. They’re all lacking in something…creativity? Panache? Incisiveness? Originality? So I have just come up with…

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