Javonte Green All 49 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

This season saw a real deficiency of Boston Celtics highlight videos on my channel. From the 64 games that the Celtics played in the regular season before all professional sports got abruptly covidded, I made 25 total highlight videos for Celtics players. That’s fewer than one video every two games. It’s still fewer than one…

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Daniel Theis 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

One sad thing about Tommy Heinsohn doing fewer and fewer Celtics games is that we might never get to hear first-hand accounts of what Daniel Theis looks like in the shower (or, as Heinsohn would say, “in the SHOWAH”). If Mike Gorman or Brian Scalabrine have gotten any sneak peaks, they’re not sharing the details….

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Marcus Smart 29 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MARCUS SMART’S 29 POINTS DO NOT COUNT POWER RANKINGS: 1. Smart was 9-of-23 from the field and 6-of-15 from three (he was shooting too much is what I’m trying to say) 2. The Celtics lost, and, as everybody know, stats accumulated in a losing effort do not count towards anything other than…

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Semi Ojeleye Career High 22 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

This is the first twenty-burger of Semi Ojeleye’s two-and-a-half-year-long career. It’s also the first time he’s really gotten close to twenty points; his next-highest game was seventeen points at the end of last season when the Celtics put out a lineup whose best player was Terry Rozier by a mile. This game is a bit…

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Marcus Smart 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

The Celtics need to take a good hard look at themselves in the mirror (or as Tommy Heinsohn would say… “in the showah”) after this loss to the Rockets. Marcus Smart is known for being a tenacious defender. So why is he being forced to take 22 shots, 15 of them threes? That’s just not…

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Daniel Theis Career High 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

“Waitress! Waitress! We gotta get ANOTHER ROUND OF STEINS OVER HERE!!!!” yelled Brad Wanamaker exuberantly as he slammed his empty mug of beer on the table. “Germany rules!!!!” As if to emphasize his love of Germany, he ripped a German flag from the wall and wrapped it around him like a cloak. “I’m glad you…

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Marcus Smart 31 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2020)

31 points for Marcus Smart is a lot. If it wasn’t for his 37-point, 11-three outburst a month ago, this would be a career-high by far. But here’s the dirty little secret that the NBA doesn’t want you to know about this performance: It occurred in a double overtime game. As the kids say, that’s…

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Romeo Langford 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/7/2020)

One of the bad things about good teams is that they often have a sizable stable of young talent that barely gets to play. Sometimes that’s not the case, sometimes the non-playing players are cruddy vets that no one can possibly be hyped about (shame on Lakers fans for even THINKING about getting hyped for…

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Brad Wanamaker 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

Two straight games of 5-for-9 from the field for Brad Wanamaker. The only reason this one had one more point than the last one is because he made all four of his free throws instead of missing one. I have been informed that he has the reputation of being the best free-throw shooter on the…

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Brad Wanamaker 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

I have ignored Brad Wanamaker this whole season. Sometimes willfully (I’m not going to make a vid of him scoring 4 points unless someone gives me 25 bucks on Patreon and then requests it, and even then I’m not going to feel good about it at all), sometimes unwillfully (real-life commitments meant I ran out…

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