Marcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2019)

Wouldn’t it be great if Celtics fans could pin the playoff failures of their preferred team on somebody like Marcus Morris? I feel like there would be much less overall anguish if it was Morris who was responsible for the Celtics being in a 3-1 hole after four games. That’s not the case, though. Morris…

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Jaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

I admit, when Jaylen Brown hit his third three from the same spot in the first half, I was a little peeved. Not a lot peeved, but a little. And it wasn’t like I was really mad at Brown in particular, rather, I was made at the Celtics for having the audacity to move the…

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Pat Connaughton 14 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

Pat Connaughton: the most Celtics-type player ever? Let’s take a look at the facts: but first: I want to use some more colons: okay: I’m done with the colons: Fact one: he is literally a leprechaun. Literally. If I had to think of a name for a hypothetical leprechaun, “Patrick O’Connaughton” would be like the…

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Jayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

Jayson Tatum, in this series, had not been good prior to this game. 4 points in game 1 (not like it mattered because the Celtics dominated so hard but remember, I am not mad and never was mad), 5 points in game 2 (worse because this time it was the Celtics getting dominated). For a…

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Jaylen Brown 19 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2019)

I would like to start off this description by stating unequivocally, without equivocation, that I am not “salty”, “butthurt”, or otherwise angry about the outcome of game one between the Celtics and the Bucks. The Celtics had a good gameplan, they executed it well, and they won. That’s all there is to it. Since I…

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Marcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

I’m not quite sure why I even made this video. None of the Marcus Morris videos on my channel have even reached the magical threshhold of 1,000 views. As eighteen points is not a remarkable scoring output for Morris, it’s unlikely that this video ever gets enough views to make it worth the time I…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2019)

I couldn’t believe it when Hubie Brown said that Jaylen Brown (his son) was the leading scorer for the Celtics in the playoffs last season. I know the Celtics had to make do with a bunch of role-player heroics during that time, but Brown? No way. So I looked it up, and I’m telling you,…

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Jayson Tatum 26 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2019)

Some games you watch the Celtics, you think to yourself, “Man, Kobe Bean Bryant completely ruined Jayson Tatum’s development. He turned Tatum from a promising scoring wing into a midrange-obsessed chucker with an ego.” There are other games you watch the Celtics and you think to yourself, “Man, Tatum might not play this well every…

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Marcus Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2019)

My guess is that Marcus Morris played some very good defense this game. I watched this one through three quarters (enough to see the Pacers get totally shut down in the third quarter), but I wasn’t watching Morris’ defensive play specifically because I don’t care about defense. However, given the Celtics’ strong defense, it only…

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Guerschon Yabusele 13 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Damn, Guerschon Yabusele highlights AND Semi Ojeleye highlights on the same night? We are living in absolutely the second-best possible timeline out of all the near-infinite timelines that are currently branching like an ever-growing tree. The only way this could be better is if we still had the Yabusele/Ojeleye highlights but ALSO had highlights of…

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