Robert Williams 11 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2019)

Robert “Timelord” Williams III had such a good performance in this game that the Celtics commentators were incoherently babbling and giggling to themselves like lunatics by the end of this video. I assume their descent continued until the end of the game where they were just grunting and making fart noises with their mouths, but…

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Javonte Green 12 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2019)

Everyone calm down. It’s easy to become overexcited in the face of a player hitting his first NBA shots, but let’s remember that Javonte Green isn’t a “real” rookie. He’s one of those old (in this case, 26, practically near retirement age) rookies who spent a couple years floating around Europe before an NBA team…

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Carsen Edwards 13 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

You know what I’m going to talk about in this description. There is only one thing TO talk about, when it comes to Carsen Edwards. I’m going to be honest and forthright with you, because my middle names are “Honest” and “Forthright”. Yeah, I have two middle names, on account of how much of a…

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Marcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2019)

Wouldn’t it be great if Celtics fans could pin the playoff failures of their preferred team on somebody like Marcus Morris? I feel like there would be much less overall anguish if it was Morris who was responsible for the Celtics being in a 3-1 hole after four games. That’s not the case, though. Morris…

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Jaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

I admit, when Jaylen Brown hit his third three from the same spot in the first half, I was a little peeved. Not a lot peeved, but a little. And it wasn’t like I was really mad at Brown in particular, rather, I was made at the Celtics for having the audacity to move the…

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Pat Connaughton 14 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

Pat Connaughton: the most Celtics-type player ever? Let’s take a look at the facts: but first: I want to use some more colons: okay: I’m done with the colons: Fact one: he is literally a leprechaun. Literally. If I had to think of a name for a hypothetical leprechaun, “Patrick O’Connaughton” would be like the…

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Jayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

Jayson Tatum, in this series, had not been good prior to this game. 4 points in game 1 (not like it mattered because the Celtics dominated so hard but remember, I am not mad and never was mad), 5 points in game 2 (worse because this time it was the Celtics getting dominated). For a…

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Jaylen Brown 19 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2019)

I would like to start off this description by stating unequivocally, without equivocation, that I am not “salty”, “butthurt”, or otherwise angry about the outcome of game one between the Celtics and the Bucks. The Celtics had a good gameplan, they executed it well, and they won. That’s all there is to it. Since I…

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Marcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

I’m not quite sure why I even made this video. None of the Marcus Morris videos on my channel have even reached the magical threshhold of 1,000 views. As eighteen points is not a remarkable scoring output for Morris, it’s unlikely that this video ever gets enough views to make it worth the time I…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2019)

I couldn’t believe it when Hubie Brown said that Jaylen Brown (his son) was the leading scorer for the Celtics in the playoffs last season. I know the Celtics had to make do with a bunch of role-player heroics during that time, but Brown? No way. So I looked it up, and I’m telling you,…

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