Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

Time ran out for Kanter on his quest to get a 20-20 game, but his final statline was impressive nonetheless: 22 points and 19 rebounds in only 23 minutes. Your first thought when you see such a statline should be “Would that have been the fastest 20-20 game ever if he had grabbed that extra…

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Marcus Smart 24 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

Usually when I want to harvest the sweet ambrosia that is Celtics fan tears, all I have to do is say something like “you paid Marcus Smart fifty million dollars to hustle and suck at shooting”, strap on the apparatus (just a pair of goggles with some tubes attached for the tears to run through),…

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Daniel Theis 14 Points/1 Game-Winning Block Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

It’s too bad that Daniel Theis’ impressive defense on Trae Young on the last real possession of this game was overshadowed by the fact that: 1. Marcus Smart decided to try to steal Theis’ glory even though he didn’t do anything on the play in question by pulling the “Iverson stepover” on Trae Young but…

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Enes Kanter 13 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

I was really on the fence about making this video, considering the low point total (this dude scoring only 13 is like Stephen Curry only scoring 40), but come on man. SIX blocks for Enes Kanter. That’s a career high by far, surpassing his previous high of four. If nothing else, I had to see…

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Grant Williams 18 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

The Celtics’ box-scores are dominated by their star players. If a Celtics player has a good individual game, it’s overwhelmingly likely that that player is one of Tatum, Brown, Walker, or Hayward. Their role-players rarely go off for large amounts of points, as evidenced by the fact that I’ve made just SIX videos for Celtics…

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Daniel Theis 16 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)

Not included in this video: Daniel Theis getting his shot with 9 seconds left so soundly rejected by Joel Embiid that he had no choice but to try and crawl near the basket stanchion to protect himself. Included in this video: Daniel Theis scoring 16 points worth of buckets, presented without interruption. If you want…

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Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)

I guess the Celtics are just content to not ever have a talented offensive bigman on the court? I’m looking at their roster right now, and unless you count Jayson Tatum as a power forward (I don’t, but apparently some people do), they have exactly one bigman who can put the ball in the basket…

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Carsen Edwards 18 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

Tommy Heinsohn is 85 years old. I probably would’ve guessed 80, but once people start getting up that high, I stop being able to tell. He could be 100 for all I know, and I wouldn’t be surprised, because he was winning hella championships with Bill Russell, and that era of NBA basketball was a…

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Robert Williams 11 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2019)

Robert “Timelord” Williams III had such a good performance in this game that the Celtics commentators were incoherently babbling and giggling to themselves like lunatics by the end of this video. I assume their descent continued until the end of the game where they were just grunting and making fart noises with their mouths, but…

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Javonte Green 12 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2019)

Everyone calm down. It’s easy to become overexcited in the face of a player hitting his first NBA shots, but let’s remember that Javonte Green isn’t a “real” rookie. He’s one of those old (in this case, 26, practically near retirement age) rookies who spent a couple years floating around Europe before an NBA team…

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