Jayson Tatum 14 Points Celtics Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2017)

So this morning I woke up and everything was normal. I had pop tarts for breakfast (Stephanie thinks my reliance on pre-packaged “easy foods” is funny and endearing) then sat down at my computer to peruse the NBA news of the day. Of course I skipped all the news about contracts because 1. I don’t…

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Jaylen Brown Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2017)

Today was a strangely eventful day for your old pal DownToBuck. The good news is, I’m back to making highlights. The bad news is…well, you’ll have to keep reading to find out what the bad news is. Otherwise you’d stop reading here and I’d have written down all these words for nothing. So, I’m gonna…

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Avery Bradley 23 Points Full Highlights (5/25/2017)

Here’s a fun fact: Avery Bradley tied or exceeded Al Horford in every statistical category last night: points (23 vs. 8), rebounds (4 vs. 3 LOL [lots of laughs]), assists (1 vs 1.), steals and blocks (0 vs. 0), and free throws (1 vs. 0). He laso recorded fewer turnovers (2 vs. 3) and fouls…

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Marcus Smart Career High 27 Points/7 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/21/2017)

This wasn’t supposed to happen. The guy who shot 28% from three (on over 330 attempts) during the regular season wasn’t supposed to go seven of ten from the threezone in a playoff game. Not only that, but, if we’re being honest here, this is the best game of Marcus Smart’s NBA career, and he…

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Jaylen Brown 19 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2017)

You know what angers me? Aside from the Celtics getting BTFOed by forty points in the first half of game two? The fact that I made nearly as many Bobby Brown videos this year (3) as I made Jaylen Brown videos (4, now 5). That’s outrageous and stupid. Those numbers should have never been that…

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Avery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2017)

My upcoming playoff dunkilation is ruined now. Avery Bradley almost put LeBron “The King With no Ring (but now he does have rings)” James on a mega-poster, and if his attempt had successful, it would have been the best dunk in the entire playoffs, no question. But the attempt failed, and the knowledge that we…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/17/2017)

If it turns out that Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks are indeed shorter than they were during the regular season, which the photographic and videographic evidence clearly indicates, then I officially demand a refund. I want my money back. I didn’t pay the big bucks so I could watch inferior dreadlocks on display. Crowder’s are still among…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)

From playing synthesizers in a British Columbian Prog band called Starcubism to being the deciding factor in a game 7 of the NBA playoffs, Kelly Olynyk has come a long way in the world. The man who once contributed keyboards and songwriting to the seminal release “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”, the first…

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Avery Bradley 27 Points Full Highlights (5/12/2017)

If I was Avery Bradley, I would be pissed off. Not just because my team lost the game, but because my apparently “clutch” shot with 39 seconds left in the game became significantly less clutch after three more shots were subsequently made by other players. Bradley was supposed to be the hero, but Beal, Horford,…

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Avery Bradley 29 Points Full Highlights (5/10/2017)

Usually, when a player scores a large amount of points in the first half of a game (in Avery Bradley’s case, 25), I am unable to control my body’s natural responses to the event and I lose the ability to control my hype. My BHL (blood hype level) spikes and I will behave erratically, then…

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