Evan Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Evan Turner: Alien? You may scoff, but by the time you are done reading this carefully reasoned description, you will be convinced that Evan Turner is not a human being, as the mainstream media would have you believe, but an extraterrestrial from outer space. Exhibit A: His eyes were like super bugged out in every…

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Luigi Datome 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Yes! After many long months of waiting, Luigi Datome is getting playing time again! The heir apparent to Brian Scalabrine has appeared in Boston ready to do two things: eat spaghetti and kick ass. And he’s all out of spaghetti. I was always hyped for this dude, mainly because I have an irrational preference for…

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Isaiah Thomas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

Isaiah Thomas nervously stood at the door to the gym. This was his first practice with his new team, many of them hadn’t even seen him yet. They, unlike others, had no preconceived notions about him. He adjusted the straps on his footwear, took a deep breath, opened the door. Isaiah waved hello as he…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2015)

I like this new trend of Jae Crowder getting minutes, something that wasn’t happening while he languished in Dallas. It should be a law that second round picks get at least half a season where they play twenty MPG. Otherwise, the next Ginobili could get garbage minutes for one year and then go find employment…

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Jonas Jerebko 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

In my last video I expressed surprise that Swedish people have a habit of putting doner kebab meat on their pizzas. I demanded an explanation for this inexplicable behavior, threatening to withhold further Jonas Jerebko highlights until a sufficient answer was given. Since I’m making these highlights and not just ignoring Jonas’ impressive performance, that…

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Jonas Jerebko 20 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

Jonas Jerebko’s minutes for the Pistons have gone down steadily since his rookie year. That Achilles injury must have really done him in, since the normal progression for young players is to earn MORE minutes, not watch them slowly wither into nothing. Maybe a change of scenery is just what he needs. BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:…

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Tyler Zeller 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

“Squad, take down this door. DownToBuck is going down just like his little friend.” The NBA enforcers are at my door, just as Dawk Ins had warned me. I look down at my cat. “Japurri, to your station,” I command. “If war is what they desire, war is what they shall receive.” I put on…

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Jared Sullinger 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2015)

Jared Sullinger is in possession of a donk that would make any trashy girl jealous, and probably a fair few non-trashy girls as well. You could transplant it onto a notoriously pancake-assed celebrity like Mila Kunis and she would instantly be the most sought-after actress in the business. I mean, if Jared’s rear end looks…

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Avery Bradley 26 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)

Fans of the “Threes and Layups” style of basketball that is all the rage these days may want to refrain from clicking on this video. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Avery Bradley channeled his inner 90’s chucker (you know who I’m talking about) and scored 26 points, mainly on pull-up midrange jumpers just inside…

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Tayshaun Prince 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2015)

Father Time has landed a fair few heavy blows to Tayshaun Prince. I don’t know how much longer he can remain in the league, especially now that he’s on a rebuilding team who doesn’t have much use for his talents. How far can championship experience take a player? Judging by his current apperance, it looks…

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