Daniel Theis 17 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)

Okay, the Celtics can still be a good team. Their season isn’t over yet. Look what they just did: they beat an undefeated team! Probably the worst undefeated team in history after four games, but the Celtics still did what no one else has been able to. A loss tonight would’ve brought me great joy,…

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Jayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Tragedy averted! Too bad, because I was all set to revel in the despair of Celtics fans. Reveling in the despair of Thunder fans is just not as satisfying, because they aren’t as confident in their team’s ability to do well this season. Celtics fans were crowing endlessly about being the best team in the…

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Jayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

I feel like the Celtics should have beaten the Knicks by more than just two points. The Celtics are a team chock-full of star power, whereas the Knicks are a team chock-full of…well, they’re not chock-full of star power, that’s for sure. Jayson Tatum did his part to bring the Celtics the victory, but what…

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Jayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

So, over the off-season, there was kind of a big change in DTB-land. No, I didn’t get married or have kids or experience any other kind of major life event. And I’m not being ironic here by framing something trivial like they opened a new KFC near me or they discontinued my favorite flavor of…

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Jayson Tatum All 105 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)

Jayson Tatum approached his locker in a sort of daze. After their game-seven loss to the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals, everything had taken on a tinge of dismal surreality. They had made it so far, and now it was all over, and there was no trip to the Finals in their future. He…

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Jayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (5/23/2018)

In this modern age of NBA basketball, an age now several years removed from the slogfests of the early 00’s, there is no acceptable reason for why a team playing in the ECF Conference Finals should win a game while shooting 36 percent from the field. The NBA has been making gains in viewership, but…

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Terry Rozier 16 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (5/21/2018)

In these ECF Conference Finals, Terry Rozier has not lived up to his “Scary Terry” nickname like we all wanted him to. Averaging fourteen and six on 41% shooting is nice enough, I guess, but it’s definitely not “scary”. It’s not even “mildly disquieting”. Unfortunately, due to the rhyming, ear-pleasing nature of the nickname, assigning…

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Jaylen Brown 25 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2018)

Jaylen Brown is growing up before our very eyes. No, really, I swear he’s looking noticeably older every subsequent game. He looked like a kid with a beard at the start of the season. Now, he looks like some random 32 y/o vet who is too good for the G-League but not quite good enough…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2018)

Three out of my last four videos have been Jaylen Brown. This is unacceptable. I’ve learned over the years that as the playoffs progress, highlights worthy of being shown on my (exclusive) channel get rarer and rarer. But I don’t think it’s ever been this bad. I just want to do ONE Warriors player other…

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Marcus Morris 21 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2018)

Not included in this highlight video: Marcus Morris totally LOCKING DOWN Jabroni Lames after claiming he was going to do so the whole week prior. I’m gonna be honest, because honesty is my second middle name, the first being “Baller”, I didn’t think LeBron could be stopped. Not in these playoffs. Don’t get me wrong,…

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