Semi Ojeleye 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

While making this video, I happened to notice that the commentary for most of Semi Ojeleye’s buckets is very bland to the point of being generic. It’s like I’m watching an NBA 2K MyPlayer Let’s Play. At no point are any interesting anecdotes told about Ojeleye. They can’t even bring up what position he plays…

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Brad Wanamaker 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Brad Wanamaker, the 29-year-old Celtics rookie who looks like he just woke up on the wrong side of forty, has actually played pretty well this season from my perspective. My perspective, of course, it just looking up his stats on basketball-reference and making a snap judgment based on his shooting percentages. I also merge that…

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P.J. Dozier 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

P.J. Dozier had scored a grand total of seven points and played a grand total of seventeen minutes in his career before this game happened. Not exactly illustrious numbers, but they’re NBA numbers, which means that they are illustrious in a certain sense even if they compare unfavorably to most other NBA numbers you could…

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R.J. Hunter 17 Points Celtics Debut Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

While Dwyane Wade says his emotional farewell to Heat fans in the form of a 30-burger, while Dirk Nowitzki does the same as Jamal Crawford clings to his back and screams “but I can score 50!”, TNT was busy showing an exciting matchup between a totally checked-out Wizards team and a Celtics team that was…

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Daniel Theis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

It’s been established by insider Celtics locker room sources that Daniel Theis and Aron Baynes often get into MMA-style fistfights because they both view the other as stealing minutes from themselves. These fights are tinged with WWII overtones thanks to the Germany vs. Australia angle. You might ask, “which insiders are these and how were…

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Jaylen Brown 29 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)

Why didn’t the Celtics go to Jaylen Brown as their 18-point fourth quarter lead dwindled to nothing, and then stopped being a lead and started being a deficit? Why did Kyrie Irving jack up all those bad threes? Why is Brad Stevens polishing his resume for a return to the college game where his deficient…

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Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

The Celtics may have won this game by scoring more points than the Hawks, but I’m putting this one in the “L” column because they let them come all the way back after being up by hundreds of points. That may not sound fair, but for a team like the Celtics who were supposed to…

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Marcus Morris 21 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

An underrated aspect of the Boston Celtics’ disappointing season (remember, according to Bill Simmons, they were supposed to win 67 games and high-five a lot) is Marcus Morris. The first three months of the season, he was playing like a borderline (very borderline), fringe (very fringe) All-Star. He was shooting way above 40% from three…

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Jaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

We were such fools to think that a player who shoots 65% from the free throw line could ever be a good three-point shooter. Such fools! Such astounding foolishness! It is a well-known adage that “he who sucks from free will suck from three”. Jaylen Brown’s near-40% three-point shooting last season was simply a statistical…

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Terry Rozier 26 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

I am currently choosing to ignore everything that Terry Rozier is doing this season so that my last real memory of him can be him dominating Eric Bledsoe for a whole playoff series and showing up to one of the games in a Drew Bledsoe jersey. I suggest that Celtics fans do the same. They…

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