Brad Wanamaker 13 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)

Okay, so I knew Brad Wanamaker I was old, but I was not prepared for how OLD he looks in real life. I guess I had only really seen him from afar, because the closeup shots of him presented during this Celtics broadcast shocked me to my very core. Look at that thumbnail. LOOK AT…

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Marcus Smart 18 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (1/10/2019)

I’ve been one of Smart’s biggest critics ever since he came in to the league. Among the attributes of his that I have criticized: -His hair (which looks like white-cheddar cheetos dyed half-black) -His complexion (low blow, but his acne scarring is crazy bad) -Celtic fans’ adoration of him (not his fault, but also kind…

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Jaylen Brown 30 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The biggest news from this game: Jaylen Brown went 7 of 8 from the stripe. That’s right up there with his famous and oft-replayed 7 of 7 performance back in February against the Hornets. Do you remember where you were when he had that perfect night? I do. I was making highlights at my computer…

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Jayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

A lot of haters are eager to trash Jayson Tatum for not being as good as people expected this year and for getting ruined by Kobe Bryant. First off, it’s not his fault that a bunch of Celtic homers way overrated him after a few great playoff performances and a boom on LeBron James. Second…

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Marcus Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

I’m surprised to agree with Hubie Brown on something (“wait a minute!”), but he’s right that Marcus Morris has been great for the Celtics this season. He fulfills perfectly the role of “veteran bucket-getter”, which is a needed role for a team with so much young talent like the Celtics. You need a bucket and…

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Jaylen Brown 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

For some reason, God has cursed me with the inability to dunk. He has also cursed me with a skinny frame and noodle arms that don’t have much muscle. There are many other afflictions He has cursed me with, but these are the two that are relevant to the discussion at hand. If we combine…

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Marcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

There’s probably people out there who secretly wish that I would create a Marcus Smart Floppilation at the end of this season. I would like to put that idea to rest right now. Such a video would not happen for a myriad of reasons: -Flops do not appear in the box-score. The closest I would…

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Daniel Theis 18 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

I know that nationalism’s not exactly in vogue in Germany right now (and hasn’t been for some time), but I really need German people to get out there and support their NBA countrymen by watching their highlight videos. You’ve been doing pretty good on the Daniel Theis and Maxi Kleber videos (when they happen, which…

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Marcus Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

This game marks the 13th time the Morris bros have faced off in an NBA setting. Such meetings were rare for their first few years in the league, mainly because they were on the same team for a big chunk of that time. The first one was in 2012; Markieff came out ahead, with his…

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Marcus Morris 31 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

The Boston Celtics have re-found their mojo from last season. It was just a matter of time; they’ve got the talent level of a Finals contender. I’m not too sad about that, because I don’t feel any real rivalry (yet) between them and the Bucks, but I am sad in a secondary sort of way:…

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