Jayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)

This series has gone pretty much the opposite of how I expected it would. I’m not a betting man, and that’s damn lucky for me, because I’d be wondering why I ever thought that putting my life savings (23 dollars and an unopened ultra-rare mint condition misprint “S’m’ores” box of Pop-Tarts, one of only 3…

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Terry Rozier 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

Terry Rozier failed to show up for the first quarter and a half of this game. Maybe he was having a crisis of self after remembering how Eric Bledsoe didn’ know who he was. Anyway, he snapped out of it with three minutes left to go in the first half, scoring eight quick points and…

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Jayson Tatum 21 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

Jayson Tatum did not shoot above fifty percent from the field in any of the Celtics’ seven first-round games against the Bucks. However, he has now shot exactly 50% in the Celtics’ two games against the Sixers, AND he scored over twenty in both of them, AND the Celtics won both those games, so if…

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Marcus Smart 19 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)

My burning, irrational hatred for Marcus Smart does not allow me to acknowledge when he has a good game. Instead, I am compelled to point out his deficiencies: how he had the same amount of assists as turnovers (3), how he chucked ten three-pointers despite being one of the worst high-volume three-point shooters in the…

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Jayson Tatum Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2018)

Before you get all excited because this video shows Jayson Tatum scoring a career-high in points while beating the 76ers in a playoff game, note that he made a ton of three throws to get there. 11 of 12, to be exact, which really drags down the quality of this performance. Yeah, I know, points…

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Terry Rozier 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/30/2018)

Terry Rozier: greatest story of the 2018 playoffs? Yes. Unequivocally. He’s playing great, leading his team to key wins, and he’s STILL throwing shots at Eric Bledsoe while that dude sits on his couch and eats ice cream. What’s that phrase that the young kids say? “No Chill”? I don’t know if that describes Rozier,…

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Terry Rozier 26 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/28/2018)

Terry Rozier didn’t start this game off very well, and I foolishly thought to myself “maybe Scary Terry isn’t going to kick our ass tonight”. It took him a while to get going, but in the end, he did, indeed, kick the Bucks’ ass. 26 points, 12 in the fourth, 9 assists. God dammit Bledsoe….

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Jayson Tatum 21 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

DownToBuck’s hot take of the series: Jayson Tatum is not making enough threes. BOOM. There it is. Disagree if you want, and I know many of you will because of the controversiality of the statement, because of the hotness of the take, but be advised that if you attempt to debate me on the subject,…

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Jaylen Brown Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Win or lose, the Celtics have learned something valuable in this series with the Bucks: Jaylen Brown is a premium grade-A certified without-a-doubt one-hundred percent confirmed beast. Serious playoff success may not be in the cards, even if they win the series (which wouldn’t surprise because the Bucks are hot gutter trash), but just imagine…

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