Marcus Smart 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2015)

I don’t want to cause a huge racial stir, on this day of celebration for one Martin Luther King, but there is something I want to point out, a difference that proves blacks and whites can never truly be equal. Black people really have it good, because if their face happens to be totally covered…

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Jared Sullinger 27 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

“Now, Jared, I’m sure you know why I called you in for this one-on-one meeting,” said Celtics coach Brad Stevens. Jared sat, confused, across the desk from his coach. “Is it because I’m not getting enough rebounds? I’ll try harder, I promise.” Brad squeezed the bridge of his nose between his fingertips as if attempting…

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Jae Crowder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)

Jae Crowder is perhaps best known as a player who is on Josh Smith’s list of ballers who he won’t respond to. Also he can play good defense while trying to blend in with the court on offense. Usually. Tonight something got into him, a primal desire to score more points than he ever had…

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Kelly Olynyk 23 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)

“Forgot my shades.” Kelly Olynyk walked in to the storage room, grabbed his sunglasses, put them on, and walked out without another word. The members of Starcubism, minus their keyboardist, looked at each other. “Don’t tell me you expected that, Moonbeam.” Ferguson said agitatedly after briefly being buoyed by Kelly’s reappearance. Moonbeam wore a different…

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Brandon Bass 17 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/9/2015)

Brandon “I’m More of a Bass Man Myself” Bass has not shown any willingness or ability to shoot three-pointers over a career that has spanned nearly a decade. Before this momentous game, he only had made two, and they both came last year. With this one, he brings his career percentage above the 10% mark…

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James Young 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2015)

This may be a glaring indictment of my ability to follow NBA basketball, but I wasn’t even aware James Young was in the league. I just kind of figured that he was in the D-League or something. So, uh, yeah. What is there to say about James Young? He likes to shoot it looks like,…

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Tyler Zeller 22 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)

There was some stat floating around that negatively framed Rajon Rondo’s impact for the Celtics. I’m sure there are a lot of stats that could do that, but this particular one revealed that his bigmen shot around the same percent with him on or off the court. Except for Tyler Zeller, who was made into…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2014)

Silence reigned in the concrete confines of room 162 at Kamloops Mega Storage, a sharp contrast to the cacophony that had been present just a few moments earlier. The remaining bandmembers of Starcubism looked solemn, except for one, who had adopted his usual serene manner. “So, uh, Moonbeam, do we have a timetable or anything…

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Kelly Olynyk Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)

Kelly Olynyk looked at the instrument with awe. He had imagined something like this only in his wildest fantasms, yet here it was, resplendent in its own glory. It seemed a bit out of place, here, at Kamloops Mega Storage, a far cry from the sun-dappled hillsides which he had imagined, but what did it…

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Evan Turner 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2014)

Evan Turner walked out to his mailbox to get his mail. It was another cold, yet beautiful, Massachusetts afternoon. Pausing to admire the crystalline blue sky and to breath the bracing air, his eye happened to catch his neighbor’s tree, naked of its leaves but still standing majestically out of the ground. Was it just…

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