Brandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Did you know that if Brandon Ingram’s last name was actually DeIngram, and then you rearranged the letters in his name, you would get the word “midrange”? That’s pretty creepy to start with, right? Now, what if I told you that Ingram made about a million midrange jumpshots in this game alone, and that shots…

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Brandon Ingram 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

It’s a good thing the Lakers won this game. One more loss and I felt like the whole thing was going to explode. The players, the coaches, the media dudes, the concession workers, the towel bots, the front office, Magic Johnson, it was all a gigantic powderkeg just waiting for a spark. I don’t know…

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Brandon Ingram 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

The Kevin Durant comparisons for Brandon Ingram, based on little but body type, are fading now. In their place are comparisons for a new superstar: Giannis Antetokounmpo. Ingram has been driving to the basket like a madman lately, trying to use his length to squeeze shots through the defense at the rim. Some games it…

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Brandon Ingram 23 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)

Everyone likes to complain about the Jazz still being called the Jazz even though they’re in Utah now, but where is the outrage that the Lakers are still called the Lakers? Last time I checked, which was like an hour ago so I doubt things have changed that much, Los Angeles wasn’t the land of…

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Brandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

I simply do not understand why they would rebrand Mountain Dew as “Mtn Dew”. It’s so stupid. Whenever I see it I pronounce it in my head as “Muhtin Dew”, instead of how god made it. Was the word “mountain” to long to fit in the logo? Obviously not. I’ve got a line of foam…

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Brandon Ingram 21 Points/6 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Brandon Ingram lay in his bed, watching Netflix on his iPad. His free hand was busy transferring Chex Mix from a bowl on his bedside table into his waiting mouth. The only light in the room was the flickering of the iPad screen. When a bright flash of light encroached on the very edges of…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

Last night Brandon Ingram was pitted against one of his most apt NBA comparisons, Kevin Durant, and guess what? He out-Duranted Durant. Ingram scored a career high 32 points; the original Durant scored just 29 on four more shot attempts. Ingram also recorded seven turnovers to Durant’s six. Whatever numbers Durant put up, Ingram improved…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Brandon Ingram is so skinny that he could pass for one of those Thinspiration models, and it looks like he’s allergic to the very concept of weight rooms, but he actually had some powerful finishes through contact in this game, so it really doesn’t matter how many protein shakes he doesn’t drink, does it? I…

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Brandon Ingram 18 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2017)

Brandon Ingram is playing quite well to start his second year in the league, building on the success he found in the second half of last season (success that was so successful that he successfully dragged his field goal percentage above 40%). If he continues on this trajectory of improvement (which assumes that his current…

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Brandon Ingram 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

This was a very Giannis-esque performance by Brandon Ingram; just charge in there with your ridiculously long strides and score layups until the figure out how to stop you. It’s a great strategy (except that layups are boring and jumpers are awesome), I’ve seen it work for the Bucks for years, and it worked for…

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